Could be about their team, players or opposition I guess.
Try to take your red specs off lads... This one from City fans has had me cracking up
Try to take your red specs off lads... This one from City fans has had me cracking up
Clever/Funny Chants By Other Fans
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
When you're sat in row Z and the ball hits your head, thats Zamora
The Puncheon one always wins for me.
When we played Copengahen in the CL at OT a few years back (2006? We weren't champions) something happened that lead to us singing "Who the fecking hell are you?!" to which they responded with "We're the champions who are you!?" Which we applauded and created a bit of a chuckle.
Touché.
Touché.
Eh? I don't get it. The awful sound quality doesn't help, but I'm fairly sure that's shit.Try to take your red specs off lads... This one from City fans has had me cracking up
There's only one Nakamura
One Nakamura
He eats Chow Mein
He votes Sinn Fein
Walking in a Naka wonderland
One Nakamura
He eats Chow Mein
He votes Sinn Fein
Walking in a Naka wonderland
Could be about their team, players or opposition I guess.
Try to take your red specs off lads... This one from City fans has had me cracking up
What are the words?
We've got one for Kevin Muscat, but the only video I can find of it is shite
They are singing Yaya and Kolo Toure's names'.
When Leicester-fans ( I think it was them) started singing "who let the frogs out" when Arsenal walked onto the pitch - that was a bit funny.
The Scottish had one when they played France when McFadden scored that cracker.
"We're the famous tartan army and we're here to save the snail"
"We're the famous tartan army and we're here to save the snail"
Villa: to the tune of winter wonderland
Ooh Emile Heskey oooh Emile Heskey
He used to be shite but now he's all right
Ooh Emile Heskey oooh Emile Heskey
He used to be shite but now he's all right
Yep and then just swapping the first name, they are both called Toure you see. Genius' them city fans
The dancing is better than the shit chant which seemed to be a favorite for them on the terraces along with Mancini and fecking blue moon, besides which its fecked now Kolo the clown as left
Arsenal fans singing we've come to see Eboue when they were about to play Barcelona/Messi at the Nou Camp.
Quite a while ago in the early 90s a lot of Arsenal players had bans for drink driving and I remember in a game v Tottenham the Spurs fans singing The Cars line 'Who's going to drive you home tonight ' at them.
Also in my younger days if I couldn't get to a United game the lad I used to go with was a Wolverhampton lad and we occasionally went to see Wolves play, this was in the days of Steve Bull and Andy Mutch
Hark now hear
The North Bank sing
A new king's born today
And his name is Stevie Bull
And he's better than Andy Gray
Also in my younger days if I couldn't get to a United game the lad I used to go with was a Wolverhampton lad and we occasionally went to see Wolves play, this was in the days of Steve Bull and Andy Mutch
Hark now hear
The North Bank sing
A new king's born today
And his name is Stevie Bull
And he's better than Andy Gray
I always love it when foreign teams (usually Germans) sing English songs. Bayern singing 'football's coming home' was class, I'm pretty sure I've heard one of them sing 'you're not singing anymore' to an English team too.
Then the progression of Adebayor, Adebayooooor chants from Spurs fans:
Some pretty savage ones when he played for Arsenal:
'his dad washes elephants, and his mum is a whore'
'he used to like coach trips, but not anymore'
Then he moved to Spurs:
'his dad is a doctor, and his mum studies law'
Then they start getting pissed off again:
'if you start running, then maybe you'll score'
Then the progression of Adebayor, Adebayooooor chants from Spurs fans:
Some pretty savage ones when he played for Arsenal:
'his dad washes elephants, and his mum is a whore'
'he used to like coach trips, but not anymore'
Then he moved to Spurs:
'his dad is a doctor, and his mum studies law'
Then they start getting pissed off again:
'if you start running, then maybe you'll score'
There was an old Gavin McCann Villa one I used to find funny, to the tune of Adams family.
He tackles and he passes,
He wrestles and harasses,
He gets up people's asses,
He's better than Zidane,
Gavin McCann (clap, clap)
He tackles and he passes,
He wrestles and harasses,
He gets up people's asses,
He's better than Zidane,
Gavin McCann (clap, clap)
One of my A-level English Language submissions was entitled something like "The Power of Language as Demonstrated Through Football Chants" (it was great, my paper legitimately contains a vast array of swear words ).
Luckily enough there was a book published in the 90's called "Dicks Out" which was a compendium of chants from all over the UK, I'll try and dig it out later, but there were a few one offs in there, like Crewe supporters being bored when 4-0 up so started chanting "you're a fecking long way away" & "are you really made of cheese?" because there was a full moon.
). Luckily enough there was a book published in the 90's called "Dicks Out" which was a compendium of chants from all over the UK, I'll try and dig it out later, but there were a few one offs in there, like Crewe supporters being bored when 4-0 up so started chanting "you're a fecking long way away" & "are you really made of cheese?" because there was a full moon.
'Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams'
Was sung by Celtic fans when it was reported in the press that Andy had a mild form of schizophrenia
Was sung by Celtic fans when it was reported in the press that Andy had a mild form of schizophrenia
It's quite awful really but one of my friends is an Everton fan and he was at a game about an hour after Houllier had that heart attack and they started singing (to who let the dogs out):
Who had a heart attack? Hou..Hou...Houllier.
Who had a heart attack? Hou..Hou...Houllier.
I recall one from Norwich/Ipswich to The Addams Family:
Your father is your brother;
Your sister is your mother;
You all feck one another;
The Norwich/Ipswich family.
Your father is your brother;
Your sister is your mother;
You all feck one another;
The Norwich/Ipswich family.
That's sung by most football fans lower down the leagues to their rivals.
Same as the "He used to be shite, but now he's alright"
Brighton against palace since the London riots
"You burnt down your town,
you burnt down your toooowwwwnnn
You stupid bastards, you burnt down your town"
Followed by
"You should have burnt more,
You should have burnt mooooooore,
You stupid bastards, you should have burnt more"
Another sung to the tune of never walk alone as palace always have deals on group on for tickets
"group on, group on.
Buy one, get one free
And you'll never fill your ground
You'll never fill you ground,"
"You burnt down your town,
you burnt down your toooowwwwnnn
You stupid bastards, you burnt down your town"
Followed by
"You should have burnt more,
You should have burnt mooooooore,
You stupid bastards, you should have burnt more"
Another sung to the tune of never walk alone as palace always have deals on group on for tickets
"group on, group on.
Buy one, get one free
And you'll never fill your ground
You'll never fill you ground,"
Sunderland fan to the tune of 'In The Jungle'
He's our keeper, our belgian keeper... Simon Mignolet
He's our keeper, our belgian keeper... Simon Mignolet
a Mignolet, a Mignolet, a Mignolet....
He's our keeper, our belgian keeper... Simon Mignolet
He's our keeper, our belgian keeper... Simon Mignolet
a Mignolet, a Mignolet, a Mignolet....
Newcastle fans:
"21 or 28? Obafemi Martins"
"21 or 28? Obafemi Martins"
One of the London clubs.. think it was Spurs at Old Trafford singing "WE support YOUR local team"... made me chuckle.
one Chelsea used to sing at Spurs
He's only a poor little Yiddo,
He stands at the back of the Shelf,
he goes to the bar,
to buy a lager,
and only gets half for himself.
He's only a poor little Yiddo,
He stands at the back of the Shelf,
he goes to the bar,
to buy a lager,
and only gets half for himself.
Newcastle fans used to chant about Hasselbaink when they played Chelsea.
''Your just a FAT Eddie Murphy''
''Your just a FAT Eddie Murphy''
QPR fans used to sing about their old player Rufus Brevett.
''Rufus is a dogs name. Rufus is a dogs name. la la la la''
''Rufus is a dogs name. Rufus is a dogs name. la la la la''
was going to post same thing...i remember when i first learnt about it. Cracked me up
"In your Monaco slums" made me chuckle.
Ivan Golac of Dundee United, sung by his own teams fans, to the tune of 'My Old Man's A Dustman'.
Ivan Golac's magic,
He wears a magic hat,
First he got us relegated
Then he got the sack.
Ivan Golac's magic,
He wears a magic hat,
First he got us relegated
Then he got the sack.
Not a chant but this had me
To Kings of Leon, 'Sex On Fire':
Wooooooaaaaaahhhhh, temuri kets-baia
Wooooooaaaaaahhhhh, temuri kets-baia
West Ham's treatment of the abysmal Christian Daily used to make me chuckle:
From the simple:
'Christian Daily football genius'
to the elaborate:
Oh Christian Daily you are the love of my life,
Oh Christian Daily I'd let you shag my wife,
Oh Christian Daily I want curly hair tooooo
Which we stole for Hargreaves.
From the simple:
'Christian Daily football genius'
to the elaborate:
Oh Christian Daily you are the love of my life,
Oh Christian Daily I'd let you shag my wife,
Oh Christian Daily I want curly hair tooooo
Which we stole for Hargreaves.
Not a chant but this had me