Have you ever done a turd so big that it won’t flush away… and you’re standing there, repeatedly pulling the flush lever… yet all that happens is the toilet fills up with water and then slowly drains away, leaving your huge turd completely unmoved?
This sale is a lot like that, except, instead of pressing the flush lever, we’re pressing the refresh button, and also, we didn’t actually do the turd, and thus we were denied even the basic satisfaction of relieving ourselves.
And instead of it being one turd, it’s two.
We’re stuck trying to flush away 2 immovable turds, that we didn’t even do.
And so with this in mind, I propose that rather than label the Glazers ‘the leeches’, we rename them ‘the turds’.
Please flush away, turds. I beg of you, please just flush away.