Complete Mental Obliteration V2

I've PMed Hectic my answer just for fun. For some strange reason, I did not opt for the "Paris on 1st Class"-option
 
He'd shoot his whole family and friends because people always lie about being bitten. God forbid if he starts to doubt himself. Straight suicide.
 
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Just a quick summary of a fairly uneventful start:

1.) Member playing the game decides two weeks in the Maldives during the Zombie Invasion is the only course of action, failing that, circle + chainsaw = flawless.
2.) Member not playing game admits to being a deranged murderer.
 
Just a quick summary of a fairly uneventful start:

1.) Member playing the game decides two weeks in the Maldives during the Zombie Invasion is the only course of action, failing that, circle + chainsaw = flawless.
2.) Member not playing game admits to being a deranged murderer.

:lol:, I knew this thread wouldn't disappoint.
 
I don't mean to intrude but If there really was a Zombie apocalypse , being mentally stable and not panicking would be one of the most toughest things to achieve . Generally , I would rather set very short term objectives and after Ive achieved them Id think about the next one . I mean , there are fecking zombies out there and who the hell thinks about their passport .

Yeah, but you said 'most toughest.'

Right. So, after me doing a minor marathon to get home, me and the neighboorhood would get ourselves sorted to fend them off. There are issues though.

How long would we have to fend them off before we get some respite? Would this be an everlasting thing? By nightfall, we'd employ shift patterns. In order to get supplies, we'd need to go in groups. We'd also have to climb to the rooftops so we'd have leverage (:lol:). I don't think zombies could scale heights could they?

The army of course would have to be patrolling the country in order to get ammunition and weaponry out to people, or are they all zombies too? And has petrol become obsolete?

There are too many questions to provide a sufficient answer.
 
:lol:

What?! So you just kill everyone on sight?

:lol:

He makes sense in a weird way, everyone kills themselves, the zombies cannot feed and they eventually die by killing each other off.

Humanity is saved. Oh wait.
 
Until you can establish they aren't bitten, you are better off outside of chomping distance of potential infected people, was what I was getting at.
 
Yeah, but you said 'most toughest.'

Right. So, after me doing a minor marathon to get home, me and the neighboorhood would get ourselves sorted to fend them off. There are issues though.

How long would we have to fend them off before we get some respite? Would this be an everlasting thing? By nightfall, we'd employ shift patterns. In order to get supplies, we'd need to go in groups. We'd also have to climb to the rooftops so we'd have leverage (:lol:). I don't think zombies could scale heights could they?

The army of course would have to be patrolling the country in order to get ammunition and weaponry out to people, or are they all zombies too? And has petrol become obsolete?

There are too many questions to provide a sufficient answer.

How does petrol become obsolete?
 
I can't believe Laim actually losely based his survival plan on a comedy. Also what if your flat mates were zombies, then what are you going to do shit yourself?
 
This just seems like a complicated way of saying 'go see my mum' and 'let the council sort it, it's what we pay tax for innit?'
 
I can't believe Laim actually losely based his survival plan on a comedy. Also what if your flat mates were zombies, then what are you going to do shit yourself?

I already asked that, he dodged it expertly.
 
As I said, the chances are they haven't got to us yet. In fact, I wouldn't even be the first to know, everyone would've already woken me up, and if they are already zombies, I'd be dead/a zombie and a plan would be invalid.

^^
 
How does petrol become obsolete?

Dunno, Hectic's telling me that nearly everything is down/out of order.
I can't believe Liam actually loosely based his survival plan on a comedy. Also what if your flat mates were zombies, then what are you going to do shit yourself?

I wouldn't shit myself, I feel certain of that, but I would be probably inconsolable.
Note I corrected your spelling of 'loosely.'
But yeah, as Jake said, I've answered that.


This just seems like a complicated way of saying 'go see my mum' and 'let the council sort it, it's what we pay tax for innit?'

:lol::lol:
 
So Liam you'd travel from a remote place into a heavily populated city during a zombie apocalypse? Do you not see the flaw?
 
Did he throw plates at them?

Yes actually, that was a temporary measure though, based on an unlikely (more unlikely than zombies) scenario occurring.

Liam Ill give you another clue . Dead Rising .

Before you list more games, I should tell you that every single time I've played the zombie mode of CoD, I've died, and I had ready access to weapons and ammo.

In real life....
 
We need JakeC vs makumoro, it's all kicking off in the other thread! Think this could be spectacular!

It's more just general abusing each other then trying to mentally obliterate, he's way to much fun to obliterate + I would without doubt lose because his warped mind would be able to answer anything with such retarded logic it actually makes sense
 
It's more just general abusing each other then trying to mentally obliterate, he's way to much fun to obliterate + I would without doubt lose because his warped mind would be able to answer anything with such retarded logic it actually makes sense

Ooo fightin' talk!

That should be v3. I like Jake, but he can't go round disrespecting Maru.

You talk a lot of sense lately Liam, a whole lotta sense.
 
TheBest said good night to everyone in the Werewolf thread, so I think that's it for tonight.
 
I'd want to pop by yours in my final hours.

Not really, I've already said I'd like to be with my family.

Are you mad, by the time you ran back to Bradford I'd have gathered supplies/weapons and drove to the coast to steal me a boat. In fact I'd probably be sat on some remote Scottish island drinking a pint of Tenants
 
Until you can establish they aren't bitten, you are better off outside of chomping distance of potential infected people, was what I was getting at.

Well, when you say you should 'shoot' people, it doesn't exactly sound the same as keeping a safe perimeter. You can avoid people without having to kill them.
 
Are you mad, by the time you ran back to Bradford I'd have gathered supplies/weapons and drove to the coast to steal me a boat. In fact I'd probably be sat on some remote Scottish island drinking a pint of Tenants

Bless your naivety of thinking I would pay you a visit.

Yes. There wouldn't be people at the petrol station, but the petrol doesn't just evaporate.

I'm well aware of that, does this mean the army can circulate weapons and ammunition around the country?
 
Is that what you think they would do?

And how does that depend on petrol not evaporating?