Coronation thread

[Sassy Colin]

Imagine having to deal with shit like this:

At least we get a day off, to recover, 2 days later.

The Queen is dead, long live the King!

 

[horsechoker]

Can't wait

 

[Samid]

Yet another corona thread?

 

[Rams]

I’ve been out of the country for a while, is Ken Barlow still in it?

 

[Member 125398]

I'm not a royalist but Charles and Camilla are a great comedy double act. They've got a real Eddie and Richie vibe.

 

[CallyRed]

Not been the same since Jack and Vera Duckworth departed. RiP

 

[McGrathsipan]

I did fancy Audrey Roberts.

 

[oates]

I already have the time off, I should get a monetary award instead. I'll be reasonable. £100 per day if don't watch any of the twat's gubbins, £300 per day if I watch the actual ceremony.

 

[Woodzy]

Are they gonna whip out Elton John and Barlow for this one?

 

[oates]

Are they gonna whip out Elton John and Barlow for this one?

Take That, Katy Perry and Lionel Ritchie.

 

[Wibble]

My wife cunningly decided to arrive at Heathrow on this day. So having zero interest in all things royal has finally been a bad thing.

 

[Frosty]

This is not a real country.

 

[Toblerone92]

What a sad little island we live on. People care more about a bunch of wealthy inbred royals above all else. Even people I considered fairly sound and normal can’t wait to wave their little union jacks and sing god save the king. It’s utterly pathetic.

 

[JimmyWils]

What a sad little island we live on. People care more about a bunch of wealthy inbred royals above all else. Even people I considered fairly sound and normal can’t wait to wave their little union jacks and sing god save the king. It’s utterly pathetic.

...are you alright?

 

[SuperiorXI]

What a sad little island we live on. People care more about a bunch of wealthy inbred royals above all else. Even people I considered fairly sound and normal can’t wait to wave their little union jacks and sing god save the king. It’s utterly pathetic.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

It's alright in a sandwich but the real magic happens when you bung it into a baked potato. Absolutely unreal. Doesn't even have to be chicken, you can try lots of different meats.

 

[horsechoker]

"what a sad little country. You left the European Union so that you could have blue passports."

 

[SuperiorXI]

"what a sad little country. You left the European Union so that you could have blue passports."

You ruined my country completely so you could have the passports but I hope now you spend time getting some lessons in grace and decorum cos you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on

 

[horsechoker]

You ruined my country completely so you could have the passports but I hope now you spend time getting some lessons in grace and decorum cos you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on

I don't get it

 

[golden_blunder]

It's alright in a sandwich but the real magic happens when you bung it into a baked potato. Absolutely unreal. Doesn't even have to be chicken, you can try lots of different meats.

Lovely

 

[SuperiorXI]

I don't get it

Well you wouldn't lets be honest there's nobody in there love

 

[JimmyWils]

Coronation to Brexit bitterness.

That happened amazingly quick.

 

[esmufc07]

I do love coronation chicken.

 

[JimmyWils]

I do love coronation chicken.

Good stuff isn't it. Leave the raisins out - no need for them.

Maybe they can come up with a new version for his coronation.

 

[Frosty]

It's alright in a sandwich but the real magic happens when you bung it into a baked potato. Absolutely unreal. Doesn't even have to be chicken, you can try lots of different meats.

Do you use yoghurt, mayo, creme fraiche or cream?

 

[Fanta Stick]

I can only imagine what Stan & Hilda would make of all the goings-on today.

 

[horsechoker]

Good stuff isn't it. Leave the raisins out - no need for them.

Maybe they can come up with a new version for his coronation.

Depression chicken

 

[Penna]

What a sad little island we live on. People care more about a bunch of wealthy inbred royals above all else. Even people I considered fairly sound and normal can’t wait to wave their little union jacks and sing god save the king. It’s utterly pathetic.

I wouldn't attend anything to do with that nonsense, not for a big gold clock. They have no personal credentials to be monarchs/members of a ruling family (as in they haven't done amazing or generous things). If the papers are to be believed, it's just the opposite.

They're German, anyway. They can go and be monarchs in Germany (sorry Germany, you don't really deserve that). You could see how happy Charles was with his German cousins, chattering away in his true language.

My sister's sons/my nephews are in their 40s, and they love them! Where did that come from? We were never a pro-monarchy family.

 

[JimmyWils]

I wouldn't attend anything to do with that nonsense, not for a big gold clock. They have no personal credentials to be monarchs/members of a ruling family (as in they haven't done amazing or generous things). If the papers are to be believed, it's just the opposite.

They're German, anyway. They can go and be monarchs in Germany (sorry Germany, you don't really deserve that). You could see how happy Charles was with his German cousins, chattering away in his true language.

My sister's sons/my nephews are in their 40s, and they love them! Where did that come from? We were never a pro-monarchy family.

Meh, let everybody else enjoy the royal family if they want to. My wife loved the Queen and I genuinely don't give a shit.

Doesn't really make a difference to me, and it's not like they do any of the actual ruling of the country. Disappointment is best aimed at the government in my opinion.

 

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[Bobade]

Good stuff isn't it. Leave the raisins out - no need for them.

Maybe they can come up with a new version for his coronation.

They've chosen a different path...

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...rles-camilla-coronation-quiche-signature-dish

 

[JimmyWils]

They've chosen a different path...

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...rles-camilla-coronation-quiche-signature-dish

Amazing choice. Just what everybody loves. A fecking quiche.

Sometimes I wonder about this place.

 

[Sparky_Hughes]

I did fancy Audrey Roberts.

Doesnt she manage Real Betis now?

 

[McGrathsipan]

@Sparky_Hughes that pitcure is massive you bellend

 

[Sparky_Hughes]

@Sparky_Hughes that pitcure is massive you bellend

Well I know you are getting on auld fella, dont see why you should miss out on a wank just because the old peepers aint what they used to be

 

[McGrathsipan]

Well I know you are getting on auld fella, dont see why you should miss out on a wank just because the old peepers aint what they used to be

4kHD as well!

 

[TheLiverBird]

"what a sad little country. You left the European Union so that you could have blue passports."

Those new passports are ace!! Making it totally worth it!!

 

[JimmyWils]

Those new passports are ace!! Making it totally worth it!!

Yep. Sod the red ones. Black is better.

Sod everything else as a result of Brexit while we're at it. Dark passport makes it worthwhile.

 

[Stanley Road]

King Dong

 

[Wibble]

I wouldn't attend anything to do with that nonsense, not for a big gold clock. They have no personal credentials to be monarchs/members of a ruling family (as in they haven't done amazing or generous things). If the papers are to be believed, it's just the opposite.

They're German, anyway. They can go and be monarchs in Germany (sorry Germany, you don't really deserve that). You could see how happy Charles was with his German cousins, chattering away in his true language.

My sister's sons/my nephews are in their 40s, and they love them! Where did that come from? We were never a pro-monarchy family.

Worse still where I live we still think of ourself as little children who need other countries unelected posh people to rule them.