Man literally just had to not be a giant penis for a couple of weeks before the World Cup, and he’d currently be playing for a European giant, where he’s near universally beloved, 1 point off second in the Premier League with a huge European clash against Barcelona in a month… almost everything he wanted, just in a slightly reduced role. Yet instead he burned all his bridges, made himself practically unemployable to any respectable coach by demonstrating how unmanageable he’d be, and now he doesn’t even know what country he’s in whilst he shamelessly contradicts every ambition he claimed to have whilst holding up a truly horrendous kit with a painfully painted smile.
Just absolutely astonishing shit. Truly a banner couple months