I personally don't like the use of slang in football. Just call him a big game player, no need to use the word 'clutch'.
Cristiano Ronaldo - performances 2017/18
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I personally don't like the use of slang in football. Just call him a big game player, no need to use the word 'clutch'.
People trying to act clever and coming off as irritating instead
I personally don't like the use of slang in football. Just call him a big game player, no need to use the word 'clutch'.
I just spoke to god for guidance and he told me to smite stupid feckers that use the term clutch whilst talking about football
So clutch = Ban
So clutch = Ban
Clutch is a term used in American sports for performing in must win situations.
The ironic thing is you’re coming up clutch in this thread GB
Scored his 32nd of the season (in 34 games) in the first half vs Eibar. Great control and finish too.
Cristiano Rashfordnaldo just scored a brilliant goal against the dippers..
Oh wait this is the actual Ronaldo thread.
Oh wait this is the actual Ronaldo thread.
Best post in the threadManaged to assume control of Rashford for his first goal and still had it in him to win the game for Real at the same time.
Simply supernatural.
Simply supernatural.
33 goals in all competitions in 34 games.
Messi has 32 goals in 41 games.
Only Harry Kane has more this season.
And it's his "worst season".
Messi has 32 goals in 41 games.
Only Harry Kane has more this season.
And it's his "worst season".
He ll score at least 15 more till the end.
If you'd told me back in October that he'd have 33 goals at this point in the season I wouldn't have doubted you because of how ludicrously good he is, but it looked pretty bleak for a while there. He's upped his game by an utterly incredible amount since New Year, just in time for the business end of the season. Watch them win the CL hat-trick this season with Ronaldo on the frontlines.
He needs to play 570 games without scoring to have a worse goals-per-game ratio for Real than Raúl. Five hundred and fecking seventy games.
at the worst year of his careerHe's been a beast lately. I wonder if his 5 game suspension affected his early-season form...
Agggghh now you’re at it too!
And I thought he was done.. fecking freak.
Now has more goals than Messi this season in fewer games.,,, and this is him having a poor season.
Now has more goals than Messi this season in fewer games.,,, and this is him having a poor season.
Only Kane has more goals than Ronaldo this season (35) and he's played 300 more minutes.
Tough to stop once he gets into top gear 
Kane 35 goals in 38 games (his best season up to date, media is wanking all over him every week, widely regarded as best striker in the world currently)
Ronaldo 33 goals in 34 games (everyone say he is in big decline and this is his worst season)
Messi 32 goals in 41 games (everyone say he is the best player in the world this season, GOAT, one of favourites to win Ballon D'or this year)
Salah 32 goals in 38 games (by far his best season up to date, terrorizing all defenders in Premierleague every week)
Neymar 28 goals in 30 games (world most expensive player, dominating the French league every week, one of favourites to win Ballon D'or this year)
Ronaldo 33 goals in 34 games (everyone say he is in big decline and this is his worst season)
Messi 32 goals in 41 games (everyone say he is the best player in the world this season, GOAT, one of favourites to win Ballon D'or this year)
Salah 32 goals in 38 games (by far his best season up to date, terrorizing all defenders in Premierleague every week)
Neymar 28 goals in 30 games (world most expensive player, dominating the French league every week, one of favourites to win Ballon D'or this year)
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Like I've expected his shite scoring in La Liga earlier this season was a fluke and he returned to his normal pace again. Probably playing better than most of last season.
I think people can cut out the “and this is him having a bad season” smart arse remarks. A season lasts 9 months, and he’s now been in phenomenal form for a sizeable portion of it.
Messi and Neymar have much more assists though.
I do not want to come up against him in the CL. He'll knock us out.
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Already been done multiple times mate.Fixed
Viva! @FC Ronaldo
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Me waiting for Cristiano to show signs of decline.
ClutchaldoViva! @FC Ronaldo
The best of all time.
He's firing on all cylinders now. On the race for his 6th Ballon d'Or?Tough to stop once he gets into top gear
He's firing on all cylinders now. On the race for his 6th Ballon d'Or?
A clutch player. After the suspension, he has been firing on all cylinders. Who will apply the brakes to his acceleration this season? Despite the mileage, he keeps going.
Clutchaldo
Clutch is my new favourite word.
Is he on for another Ballon D'or the old declining bastard 