Cristiano Ronaldo - Performances (wums will be thread banned)

[VanGaalEra]

Somebody actually got paid for that Statute

 

[Sly]

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

OMG

 

[Slops]

I don't see the problem? It looks just like him.

 

[Deleted member 101472]

Hope he breaks all records to be honest. But statues and renaming of things should be done post humously in my opinion.

 

[Deleted member 101472]

I don't see the problem? It looks just like him.

 

[Sly]

I don't see the problem? It looks just like him.

a clear masterpiece

 

[Sassy Colin]

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.da...do-statue-Real-Madrid-star-slams-critics.html

Someone said it looks like Raoul Moat

Please note 'gay' Ronaldo's girlfriend.

 

[ArmandTamzarian]

 

[littlepeasoup]

Can't breathe... can't... breathe...

 

[Adisa]

Looks a bit like Sadio Mane

 

[Dan]

 

[Peyroteo]

 

[pauldyson1uk]

Nailed it

 

[Peyroteo]

Before this one, the last one they made for him in Madeira looked like this

Spoiler

He's like a God over there, but apparently their sculptors don't like him very much

 

[DWelbz19]

 

[Dir Wangem]

This meme deserves its own thread

 

[ADJUDICATOR]

I don't get why they have the head shape spot on and the face so wrong.

 

[The Firestarter]

Feck sakes I would do a better job at that.

 

[FCBarca]

Nailed it

Nah

 

[The Firestarter]

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[Dan]

 

[Ole90+3]

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Before this one, the last one they made for him in Madeira looked like this

Spoiler

He's like a God over there, but apparently their sculptors don't like him very much

Some bulge though

 

[Kostur]

The face is screaming 'please end my misery'.

 

[ArmandTamzarian]

 

[Kinsella]

 

[Peyroteo]

 

[SirAF]

feck sake best one yet

 

[Joga Bonito]

That statue and 'Batman' trying to steal the limelight

 

[Billy Blaggs]

Great stuff

 

[Acole9]

Wow that is a bad statue.

 

[royboy16]

 

[VP89]

I can't photoshop but can imagine that face instead of Vigo in the scary portrait from Ghostbusters II

 

[pauldyson1uk]

That awkward moment when your statue looks more like Raoul Moat than Cristiano Ronaldo.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

I have no idea who this Moat guy is, but every time I see that statue, I think od Dolph Lundgren.

 

[Pscholes18]

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.da...do-statue-Real-Madrid-star-slams-critics.html

Someone said it looks like Raoul Moat

FFS

 

[Utdstar01]

Just got me thinking... Why did Ronaldo regress so much with his dribbling? Hes nowhere near as good as he was from 18-24ish.

 

[horsechoker]

 

[BonkersIam]

anyone else thinking of flying into Aero porto Niall Quinn this year. Maderia is a fantastic place. Worth mentioning that the Christian Ronaldo musuem in Funchal is worth a peek

 

[Raoul]