Lifes short. Many won't live to see him leave. Let's just enjoy it.
Cristiano Ronaldo | Signs for United! Fcuk City
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What’s going on!? I’ve been busy the last few days and seen briefly yesterday that he was being offered to City and now it looks like we’re going to sign him?
Were not going to play any DMs. Just a back 4 and attackers.
The future you never know?
This announcement will break the internet.
We have WallStreet bankers running the club, don't you worry about that.
Never in doubt haha
it's for two years and his marketing, shirt sales etc will more than make up for it
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Exactly. Even without counting that factor in, it still looks cheap to me. And we can expect at the very least Zlatan level of performances (it should be more) which is really good considering we have much better players now.
Start the fecking countdown!
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A front 3 of Rashford, Sancho and Rashford is outrageous. I thought he had a shoulder op, turns out we fecking cloned the fecker!
Imagine being a United player right now with the possibility of playing this season next to a LEGEND. Next to a player most these lads grew up watching and admiring, inspiring even...
The changing room is going to be electric.
The changing room is going to be electric.
RAWKs funnier. Well, it used to be when Liverpool were shit.
Didn’t we win with Cleverely and Anderson in midfield?
The true director of football
They say, he is a legend
The best thing is that now that we have Ronaldo, we can use Martial properly. He can clean Ronaldo's boots.
Never in doubt.
Can’t wait for Evra’s next Instagram post. In fact just bring him back to the club as he’s best mates with Pogba and Ronaldo.
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This is like the sex part you do before the sex
Greenwood was already going to be a great player. Training and playing with Ronaldo is going to turn him into a god tier player.
Will be so good for lads like Rashford, Sancho, Elanga, Shoretire, Mejbri and even McNeill as well. This will be like the Cantona effect on steroids.
Will be so good for lads like Rashford, Sancho, Elanga, Shoretire, Mejbri and even McNeill as well. This will be like the Cantona effect on steroids.
Oh sweet Jesus.
So will we be calculating the "Engagement value" out of this announcement as well? how much is it going to be? €100m in one day? 
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Some footage of him at the airport(?)
https://tvi24.iol.pt/videos/desport...ber-daqui-a-uma-hora/612904bc0cf29ea86065bdc9
via here.
https://tvi24.iol.pt/videos/desport...ber-daqui-a-uma-hora/612904bc0cf29ea86065bdc9
via here.
It fecks up our entire wage structure. For a 36-year-old who is declining. A 36-year-old who – yesterday – was willing to join our rivals. A 36-year-old who Juventus is really happy to sell.
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Any chance he is signing for Sporting?
It's 4-3-3 time. feck a midfield.
Fred, you're going to have a lot of work to do.
AWB feel free to never even think about crossing the halfway line.
This
Press up higher with Varane now in defence, ask AWB to sit and tuck in. Bruno drifts and links up with Sancho, Pogba can come central and help Fred when out of possession.Crazy attacking.
This signing will honestly do so much for the mentality of the players. Rashford, Sancho, Greenwood especially. Let's fecking go.
So... last season, then?
Shades of OJ Simpson in a white bronco
VIVA RONALDO
VIVA RONALDO
RUNNING D9WN THE WINY...
VIVA RONALDO
RUNNING D9WN THE WINY...
I'm following Portuguese channel Sport TV+. I'm guessing Ronaldo just left the airport in a black vehicle.
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