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Lifes short. Many won't live to see him leave. Let's just enjoy it.The reported wages are fecked up. We will regret this.
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Lifes short. Many won't live to see him leave. Let's just enjoy it.The reported wages are fecked up. We will regret this.
Were not going to play any DMs. Just a back 4 and attackers.We have Fred and Mctominay in midfield. We ain’t winning anything with them.
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We have WallStreet bankers running the club, don't you worry about that.The reported wages are fecked up. We will regret this.
Never in doubt hahaIs he a legend again?
it's for two years and his marketing, shirt sales etc will more than make up for itThe reported wages are fecked up. We will regret this.
Username checks outWe have Fred and Mctominay in midfield. We ain’t winning anything with them.
Exactly. Even without counting that factor in, it still looks cheap to me. And we can expect at the very least Zlatan level of performances (it should be more) which is really good considering we have much better players now.Ronaldo will contribute millions to our commercial department and merchandising.
Not to mention he scores more goals than any of our forwards.
Start the fecking countdown!Ronaldo just said in lisbon after landing on Portuguese TV after the question "Where will you play next season": "You will know in one hour".
A front 3 of Rashford, Sancho and Rashford is outrageous. I thought he had a shoulder op, turns out we fecking cloned the fecker!Pogba and Bruno to sit deep and play Pirlo type passes to Rashford, Sancho and Rashford.
That front 3 is outrageous.
RAWKs funnier. Well, it used to be when Liverpool were shit.As a guy from the states.. I just heard about Bluemoon for Man City. Thanks to whoever mentioned it. I needed some salt for my lunch!
Didn’t we win with Cleverely and Anderson in midfield?We have Fred and Mctominay in midfield. We ain’t winning anything with them.
The true director of footballGive Rio a job at Man United.
They say, he is a legendIs he a legend again?
Never in doubt.Is he a legend again?
It fecks up our entire wage structure. For a 36-year-old who is declining. A 36-year-old who – yesterday – was willing to join our rivals. A 36-year-old who Juventus is really happy to sell.it's for two years and his marketing, shirt sales etc will more than make up for it
It's 4-3-3 time. feck a midfield.
Fred, you're going to have a lot of work to do.
AWB feel free to never even think about crossing the halfway line.
This Press up higher with Varane now in defence, ask AWB to sit and tuck in. Bruno drifts and links up with Sancho, Pogba can come central and help Fred when out of possession.This, honestly.
AWB needs to tuck in at midfield when we have the ball.
So... last season, then?RAWKs funnier. Well, it used to be when Liverpool were shit.
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