@Kevin you need to talk to some people in real life mate, genuinely worried for you.
Cristiano Ronaldo
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Redcafe was almost unanimous in wanting Ronaldo gone that summer. I was one of the few pillars of defence and argued his case in whirlwind style...
Bet you they wouldn't have wanted him out had they know what I and, admittedly, a small percentage of the rest of the caf already knew.
How he exploded that season. Left a few 'respected' football experts on here red faced...
There are many self-proclaimed football
experts om the caf and a few football professors who silently go at their job and protect the real talents... the experts are usually loudmouths and have a fervent number of sheepfollowers giggling at their jokes. The professors usually offer opinions that are shocking to the ignorant but over time are usually proven right without receiving credit for it.
I am a football professor level poster.
You are either a WUM, in which case, hats off... or possibly the most insane person I've ever met, either way, I'mma leave you to it.. Good luck Kev.
you are the gift that keeps on giving. Kevin's lost it.Christ the way some of you go on about Ronaldo, it's like he is an ex-girlfriend you still dream about every night.
I understand the love in btw just funny to watch
I understand the love in btw just funny to watch
This thread has taken an interesting turn
MUFC should employ you Kevin.
MUFC should employ you Kevin.
The beginnings of your posts really aren't so bad, but you always manage to sign off in style.
Kevin is the first poster I've come across that I've genuinely felt is a mod on a wind up.
Cristiano Ronaldo has scored more goals in the calendar year of 2013 than Carlton Cole has managed since 2006.
Kevin had that anger in him for a long time and it had to come out I think.
You fokin' tell 'em la'.
Kevin is my poster of the year 2k13, he's setting himself up for the double now. football professor level poster excellent.
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/9116745/
This plonker expected him to return last summer if I recall correctly, I think he should just give up his bitterness of losing his presidency.
excellent.http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/9116745/
This plonker expected him to return last summer if I recall correctly, I think he should just give up his bitterness of losing his presidency.
Can I have my tagline changed to "Dr. Football" please ?
Is your name Kevin?
No, but given my length of tenure here on the Caf against my actual post count I feel I fit his "staying quiet" criteria
My opinions on football do tend to shock as well, i'm not sure if that is in a good way, but I don't care about that. I want to be called "Dr. Football"
Please.
I think people that make amazing predictions such as Gareth Barry turning out to be a world beater for Everton deserve to be called Dr. Football. Have you made such amazing claims?
I did once claim Floribert N'Gulala would be a fantastic prospect to promote.
If it weren't for that damn Sir Alex Ferguson seeing him every day in training and not playing him I might have been proved correct.
I mean...HE'S BELGIAN ! ffs. How could he not be good ?
That seems about the same level to the Barry claim I suppose. Consult it with the mods, but I think Kevin is favourite on this one.
Just scored a free kick, a decent attempt that went straight at the keeper who majorly fecked up. But you make your own luck, I guess.
My god, he just scored the easiest free kick.
Just scored courtesy of some incredibly shit goalkeeping.
Nah, I didn't want him out after what happened at world cup 2006, just the opposite. Watching him outshine Henry, Zidane and Figo in the semi-final was what convinced me he had reached world class. It was the first time I'd seen him play at that level in a big game.
You have to add in arm span as well, using the length of arm starting at equal point on head to the fingertips. The person's arm(s) will add another 16-30" (guesstimate using my arm measurement) when reaching up, hence reaching higher on a backboard. A goal is 120" off the floor, the backboard measures 36" in height (but only 30" from top of goal), so a max height of 150" off floor. Vince would stand 77", plus a 44" jump, plus an arm reach of let's say 24", for a total reach of 145", which is only 5" below the top of backboard, although that's just math and a not an exact measurement. Vince didn't reach that height that I'm aware of but he may very well have/could have. There would be an alteration of maximum reach by how the individual jumps and angles the body, uses one arm (higher reach) or both arms (lessens reach), and force exerted plays a massive role.
This explains in much better detail than my gibberish.
Same thing in the Messi love thread.Christ the way some of you go on about Ronaldo, it's like he is an ex-girlfriend you still dream about every night.
I understand the love in btw just funny to watch
A few footy fans at the local bar reckon Messi went with the red, "look at me" suit to steal attention from Ronaldo.
What really upsets me is that in December when the Caf awards are being decided nobody will remember this post.
Lionel wishes he had half the swag Ronaldo has.
The whole post is
worthy but the bit in bold is the best.Dr. Kevin, professor of posting on forums. What an honour.
What really upsets me is that in December when the Caf awards are being decided nobody will remember this post.
Worry not, for no award will ever do justice to that post
What really upsets me is that in December when the Caf awards are being decided nobody will remember this post.
Where can I see the results of this years awards?
Can't believe I missed that post from Kevin yesterday. Absolute legend.
Berry berry shew and professor level poster. He's got poster of the year tied down IMO.
Was the he the 'Wheres Sergio Canales these days' poster?
Was the he the 'Wheres Sergio Canales these days' poster?
No, sadly not.
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/sergio-canales.281860/page-5#post-13336738
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