Do Manchester United need a dog?

frostbite

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Yeah, we need a dog.

1. Get a dog.
2. Sell shirts with the dog.
3. Profit!
4. Buy a striker.
 

Gazautd18

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We'll put in a bid.
Think about it for 2 months then overpay.
And it will produce shit on the turf.
 

rimaldo

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i preferred the days of denis gnaw, ballby charlton and best friend.
 

MasterDarcy

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Darren Fetcher.
Dwight Yorkie.
Andy Collie.
Terrier Sheringham.
Doggie De Gea
Rex Ferdinand
 

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I’m gonna go against the grain of the thread and point out that there are several animals that research shows can affect and regulate emotional patterns in humans, and it makes great sense to use anything that can give marginal gains. I’ve been privy to therapeutical work with horses, and it can change the chemiatry of cooperation in very real ways.
 

wormdoktor

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Wout Waghorst
Bone-o Fernandes
Paul Dogba
Paul Barker
Andre Bone-ana
 

moodyred

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Depends on the following

1. Whats the transfer fees.
2. How many dog biscuits does it want.

Until personal terms are agreed, I don't trust any news that we are getting a dog.
 

Chicharo

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Bone-ana

Wan Barksaka
Ruff Varane
Martynez
Duke Paw

Schatzimiro
Chason Hound/Scout

Gruntony
Barney Fernandes
Gnarlacho

Barcus Leashford


And we absolutely have to bring back Ben Amos!
 

Loon

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Absolutely. A DOG is essential to assist implementation of the manager’s philosophy and liaise with the recruitment team to ensure the right players are brought in. And, licking its own arse as well as everyone else’s.
 

Gordon S

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100% we should have more than one dog at that. Really could light up Carrington.
 

Gordon S

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Got me thinking of Chihuahuarito, could do with a nifty little goalscorer like that