SSN are literally just lying and saying he said he'd tweet his choice tonight.
It wasn't, and now Joe Cole's all over the screen.
Eden Hazard | "I am signing for Chelsea"
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Why not ? He's a perfect mind games troll.
I'll be back after eastenders
You're a joke.
What if the "I've made up my mind" doesn't mean he's reached a decision but he's actually gone and made up his mind out of nothing? A new one, entirely out of the blue, filled with Siberian tigers posting cryptic pleas for awareness on Twitter.
I'd imagine they are loving the amount of people tuning in.
They've just said the club have banned him from doing any interviews.
Now that does sound like us.
Now that does sound like us.
Sure what ever makes you happy!
Is Joe Cole considered some sort demi God in France?
No, as our CEO, as he will also replace David Gill. Hazard would be our new man to negotiate transfers. Being such a high profile signing himself, it should help attract other top targets.
You don't. Get out of here.
It does sound like us but where did they get that info from? One of their 'sources'?
He's not really a joke if you had to tell us he was a joke.
Twitter probably.
Hurry up already. I want to do things and live my life.
Or maybe, he is saying that he has no mind and the idea that he has indeed got one he made up?...
How can I when this forum is my home?
What? How is this not announced yet. Are Chelsea seriously waiting to let him tweet it first?
He is not signing for us. There you go! Now go live your life!
The annoying thing is I'm about to go to campus to spend hours in a computer lab working on a project, but I already know I'll be sidetracked between this thread and twitter for approx 30% of that time.
So initially the club said he could announce it on Twitter, and now they've gagged him?
My Lord, SSN are really scraping the barrel.
"Le Club" = Chelsea Football Club
#BeforeHazardDecides is quite funny and the number 1 trend. We should have a Caf version!
Tbh, you're a joke for calling him a joke for calling Hectic a joke for being a joke because he pointed out his joke.
ffs!I've wasted my whole day waiting for him to announce his decision!
If only it was that simple. We all know that, yet we're all here. Refreshing. Constantly. It would make a fascinating study on human nature.
SSN have just said his new club are happy for him to announce it in twatter, but he is banned from interviews.
What happened to Gambit? Has he finally realized he is not signing for us and stopped posting 'He is signing for us'.
Jesus Christ @MrJChrist
#BeforeHazardDecides I will return to earth
#BeforeHazardDecides I will return to earth
What a drama queen this guy is!
Exactly, which is why nobody should consider them a reliable source of information anymore.
They haven't revealed the source of that info. They sound awfully confident about that and the 'given permission to announce', though.
Could they make all that stuff up, I do not know. Nor do I care. To be frank I was just watching SSN to see if Joe Cole is appy in France.
That makes no sense. Surely an interview is more credible and respected compared to a bloody tweet.
Sounds like Chelsea. They probably want to do a 'special', like they did when they signed Fernando Torrid.
He isn't allowed to post it on Caf, no more. He'll tweet that later, though.
You would think so. This whole transfer has been a joke.
I've followed the whole saga on here and on Twitter. I refuse to watch SSN while they shamelessly string viewers along. It's a real nadir for news broadcasting.
Chelsea have been so spoilt over the past few years with big signings, I doubt their fans will even give a shit about this.
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