While randomly laughing like a Bond villain at all the Cafites who dropped him?
Fantasy Premier League 23/24
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
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“Who is to blame for famous Alvarez captain week (over Salah)? Who started that train? I want to blame someone too. For something”
“Who is to blame for famous Alvarez captain week (over Salah)? Who started that train? I want to blame someone too. For something”
I wouldnt personally captain Alvarez, certainly he gets minutes managed... I like both options for Haaland or Archer, but know both options will backfire (I'm in the same boat)
68 with TAA, Foden, Alvarez and Haaland (c) left. Knowing my luck I'll end up 75 all out.
One minute I was basically level with a rival who had Bowen.
But then he missed, Garno got his 2nd and now I notice he doesn't have KDB either. Lovely.
But then he missed, Garno got his 2nd and now I notice he doesn't have KDB either. Lovely.
Chaos is a ladderWhile randomly laughing like a Bond villain at all the Cafites who dropped him?
Hope not, I’ve got them three too.
That was before Alvarez's 2 goal haul! It would have been good advice for that other week
Captain Solanke with a grand total of 4 points!! Fecking hell! 
Yeah I was struggling who to bin to get doublers in but he's an easy one now. Trolling me all season. Only trouble is he plays in 26 and not a bad fixture either.
That's a real differential captain!Captain Solanke with a grand total of 4 points!! Fecking hell!
Certainly not laughing though, when Haaland continues to start from the bench comes on for 20 and gets a 2 pointer!
Saka you beauty! Dalot, Hojland, Garnacho, now Saka. The FF Gods are giving me a rare day in the sun.
Ah I benched Saka. Me silly.
Piss off Saka... Benched him for Gordon.
I sold him for KDB ffs
Yep, tried to be too clever and paid the price! Now Saka’s just been gifted a goal to make matters worse.
Solanke captain blank hurts but I'll take those Saka points.
I’ve got a Saka - Branthwaite bench 
Got in Garnacho for a hit to get in Håland in for Bruno/J.Alavarez it might have payed off
One of the first names on the team sheet.
Magnificent stuff
Gotta love this game at times
And I'd do it again
So yeah ...
GW18
Watkins v Sheffield United 2 pts
Solanke v Forest 17 pts
GW23
Watkins v Sheffield United 18 pts
Solanke v Forest 2 pts
Anyone else captain the wrong player twice?
GW18
Watkins v Sheffield United 2 pts
Solanke v Forest 17 pts
GW23
Watkins v Sheffield United 18 pts
Solanke v Forest 2 pts
Anyone else captain the wrong player twice?
That's the trap I've been in as well thinking he's playing in the blanks but he's also not doing anything.
Gabriel own goal?
Guess who started Gabriel ahead of Branthwaite
Gabriel on the bench. This is the day that keeps on giving. I'm off to but a lotto ticket.
Don't care about the -2 for Gab. More concerned Arzenal were bossing that game and they've utterly and insanely given it away.
Essential they at least draw this one.
Essential they at least draw this one.
21 pts on bench. Dreadful. Didn't captain Watkins or Richarlison. Will need both Haaland and Foden to fire.
one more return from saka and Trent to wake the feck up please
Subbed off before 60
Need to get rid of this expensive wankerGabriel own goal and yellow card killing me.
Trent off why the feck did i start him over Doughty/Walker..
Before double gameweek in 25?Subbed off before 60
He's not going anywhere before the double. Will be sold after that.Subbed off before 60
Ah..a fellow member of the captain Solanke club? I feel your pain my friend.So yeah ...
GW18
Watkins v Sheffield United 2 pts
Solanke v Forest 17 pts
GW23
Watkins v Sheffield United 18 pts
Solanke v Forest 2 pts
Anyone else captain the wrong player twice?
One good thing that's gone well this is Tripp for TAA. That was a dumb transfer to begin with because 8.5m for a defender who while getting some GA here and there doesn't clean sheets is crazy
Gabriel should get assist on Martinellis goal?
The keeper played the ball though, didn't he?
Just realised my rival has VC on Twatkins. Haaland won't play, guaranteed.
I'm absorbing all these jinx attempts before they are allowed to spread into the real world.
If Haaland doesn't play, I get double Richarlison and then Barkley points from bench. So not gonna happen.