I like this guy. Let's have more of this guy.
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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I'm fairly new to being a muppet, now it looks like it's really happening what are we supposed to do now?
Romano backpedalling on his previous tweets 
If we have Ten Hag in our midfield next year, I’d go as far as to say it’s been an unsuccessful transfer window.
Looks like this one is going to happen. Which thread are we parking in next?
Stupid buggers in charge, again we’ve missed out on a real bargain by not signing the Sporting CDM , Palhinha. It now looks as though he’s off to Wolves for £25M.
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Because that's what he does. He basically regurgitates updates from tier 1 sources.
Timber
Yeah I expect him to play with Fred most.
If this is going to happen then I hope its quick.
Same. I hope I don’t even have time to rezip.
He will need someone stronger and more positionally disciplined than Fred.
The legend from the Thiago thread.
He’s a fraud.
unzip
I really need to go to work but I'm sat here refreshing the page and listening to Ja Ja Ding Dong on repeat.
It will fappen.
On to the Timber thread!
We follow to the end, then we move thread.
"Barcelona will listen to offers worth €100 million for Frenkie de Jong after holding formal talks with Manchester United, sources close to the negotiations told @samuelmarsden and @moillorens "
They know the Nunez money is there
They know the Nunez money is there
Lovely. A playmaker being the perfect sign to a start of a possesion oriented manager is just so right.
Fred is his only other option. McTominay isn’t up to PL standard let alone UCL.
Who the hell are they?
We need an attacker more, I presume an attacker will be the next buy.
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My Jong is out now, it's so on
He’s usually pretty accurate though, in fact he’d probably make a successful Hedgefund manager if he decided to make a career out of it.
I’m sure the police would understand if you showed them the tweets.
Now we unzip.
I want to get excited, I really do. But after signing Varane, Sancho and Ronaldo last summer I’ll wait to see how he works in the team before getting excited. Let’s not forget he’s leaving Barcelona because he hasn’t been a success there. In any event it’s a superior option to McTominay.Time for you to apply for that job at united.
What's the general feel on how much we can save if we dick around and not close the transfer until deadline day?
5M tops?
HAVE YOU UNZIPPED YOUR PANTS YET?
Havent you heard? Don John is running the show now.
Ooooh You touch my tralala
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Do we not do title changes any more? Found it handy for quick updates in busy days
He’s a tap in merchant
I can't see us paying 80m when Barca essentially have to sell him, and quickly. Let them stew.
So what?
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