Bad photoshop that mate, Where's you with cock in hand?Made a picture for the Barcaforum lurkers
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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Didn’t ETH say we will build an FDJ in the academy
Let's hope our bio-engineering is up to the task
3D printing from the FDJ sent by dialup modem
I know our academy is pretty good and all that, but i'm sure we've not quite mastered genetic engineering/clone technology yet.
Unless we have? Maybe de Jong will ge a text from EtH one day asking for a tiny snippet of his hair
Constructive dismissal. They have to be careful not to create a case for a claim.
Frenkie - doesnt want to join Manchester United, a club he feels is ran "erratically" (hard to disagree). But he wishes to remain at THE erratically-ran club in Barcelona. Go figure.
We'll go all Mewtwo on the leagueI know our academy is pretty good and all that, but i'm sure we've not quite mastered genetic engineering/clone technology yet.
Unless we have? Maybe de Jong will ge a text from EtH one day asking for a tiny snippet of his hair
It's a weird one as surely they've already started paying his enhanced wages from 1st July as that's when most football contracts run to isn't it? I do feel August 1st will be the next big deadline that comes and goes like the rest have so far
Clearly bullshit
United are run erratically in a way that compromises the football side of things. Barca are erratic on the financial side. At this moment, Barca are more likely to win their league and win CL as compared to us. That is why
Next season, maybe. Last season they got embarassed by Eintracht Frankfurt
I'm not sure it is all that embarrassing to lose to the eventual winners of the competition.
Absolutely bullshit, and most likely created by the megaminds at Sport, who are clearly far more informed about this saga than either of the clubs, the manager or the player himself
I agree ... United should just move on. Surely there is one other player in the top-5 leagues (~2,300 division 1 players) who could perform De Jong's job.
Ring ding dong! @golden_blunder
Another one bites the dust
muppets be falling like fliesNo stamina, no staying power. Struggle to go the distance. Weak.Another one bites the dust
Not sure such a piss poor muppetry effort even deserves the bellAnother one bites the dust
Are you actually trying to explain something that is obviously made up? And why?
Tut tut tut. Where's the passion? Where's the stamina? Where's the devotion? They don't make muppets like they used too
But Sport are adamant he wants to stay? Now it's a priority exit. Come on Sport, we muppets do not forget...
Would absolutely love him here.Think he's a top,gifted footballer who plays the game at ease,but think he'll end up agreeing a compromise with Barca and will stay.
Package deal seems the best compromise
Tier 1
Hmmm….. surely there can’t be anything in the Memphis links? Especially reported by sport?
Imagine we say €100 million for both of them and they give us Memphis for free and we use the extra as essentially as workaround on this wage issue
I wouldn't mind getting Memphis back if it meant we also got Frenkie. Them being good pals might also help.
I'd take both in an instant.
I’d sign fecking Mikky if it meant us getting Frenkie
It’s from Luis Miguelsanz who has a piss poor rep.
Sport are see-sawing their asses off on this transfer
I still believe we will get Frenkie and who knows maybe Memphis thrown in as well, but i really hope we dont do anymore business with Barca. They seem to change their mind daily it would seem
You know nothing mate. This is about as solid as fecking Plymouth Rock
It's not happening; with the rise in interest rate (always bad news for anyone or anything with debt), they won't sign B.Silva, meaning they won't sell DeJong. Apparently, Xavi would only let DeJong go if Laporta signs Silva.
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