Can't believe it actually started raining on him in the middle of it. I almost pity the cnut, but unfortunately this is actually impossible.
General Election 2024
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Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
Has to be the Euros I reckon. They know England will likely get to QF and will try and ride the wave of optimism. What a desperate shitshow.
Independence day?
He's got a consultancy job lined up for July 5th.
I think his hand has been forced by the no confidence letters that were going to go in and that they realise things will not get any better.
Declaring independence from the Tories? I like it
Oi. I didn't want an honest answer.
I see, because the music implied it might get better
Got the next day booked off. Either i enjoy the slaughter all night, or the unthinkable happens and I need the next day off to nurse a hangover.
The cnuts have actually lined this up for the Euros intentionally, haven't they?
England flags everywhere, they'll just have heroically vanquished Slovakia or somebody in the round of 16, hoping to ride the wave of blind, dumb nationalism.
England flags everywhere, they'll just have heroically vanquished Slovakia or somebody in the round of 16, hoping to ride the wave of blind, dumb nationalism.
The cnuts have actually lined this up for the Euros intentionally, haven't they?
England flags everywhere, they'll just have heroically vanquished Slovakia or somebody in the round of 16, hoping to ride the wave of blind, dumb nationalism.
When Europe moves right, Britain moves left. Always been the way
I'm not British. Can someone explain why they chose the Labour campaign song from 1997 for this?
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Amazing starting out the campaign with this image. Does he want to lose?
Here comes the drip.
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Parliament goes on recess next week, and there needs to be six weeks minimum in a campaign, so this was pretty much the last possible date before an autumn election.
He could have announced today, and have had the election later though. If he trusted himself to campaign, he would have had a longer campaign period. Tories are well behind in the polls, a long campaign should benefit them.
Ah, cheers. Still a rather funny scene.
Finally. Let’s kick these cnuts out.
Bill Pullman is running as an independent.
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Rishi wants a nice long summer holiday then?
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What happens?
Kick him out, then a new leadership battle, and THEN a GE?
Kick him out, then a new leadership battle, and THEN a GE?
The 1922 Committee has a lot of discretion with the rules here, so they could justify ignoring the letters because of the election. If they postpone the election and kick him out they will hardly shake the 'agents of chaos' charge.
Paul Mason has now failed to be selected by Labour in:
Mid and South Pembrokeshire
Islington North
Stretford and Urmston
Sheffield Central
And by gum it put them on the map.
Mid and South Pembrokeshire
Islington North
Stretford and Urmston
Sheffield Central
And by gum it put them on the map.
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Because if tories get kicked out, no matter who wins, could be a pol pot type, things can only get better.
He didn't want to be the wally with the brollyCould they not have had some working class person there to hold a brolly or something ffs.
They've run out of ideas
I was thinking an immigrant. Preferably one that turns out to be a refugee who got here on an inner tube.Could they not have had some working class person there to hold a brolly or something ffs.
Things must be about to get even worse almost immediately if the Tories have decided to go to the country early.
Is the end of the torys as we know it. Because now seems to be the labour party
Sunak getting drenched like a sad dog basically is the perfect image of conservative Britain right now.
Water bill rises of 60% it is then!