I’d put cyanide in the very first one and then when he starts bubbling at the mouth I’d laugh really loud and close to his face and then start thrusting my hips close to his face and enjoy every moment of it
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
As long as they averted the camera and turned the microphone off when it came out again.
9:40 Tom Cruise had the opportunity to end it. This thread could’ve had a happy ending 
Bloody YouTube hiding the dislikes figure...
Yes it’s a grand shame they’ve removed dislike views. I bet that’s got way more dislikes than likes.
You’ve been planning this in your mind for ages haven’t you?
Good, but risky idea but who the feck is James Cordon.
I loved this mission in San Andreas
Unfortunately this reenactment didn't lead to a drive by shooting
Who's Selena Gomez?
Former child star who is a singer and actress. Is in Only Murders in the Building with Steve Martin, which is pretty good.
It is pretty good, the same thing can't be said about anything James Corden appears in.
One day.
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The "line them up" technique perfected by Dwight Schrute but yeah otherwise I see where this guy is coming from
The guy has seemingly perfected the "shit eating grin".
Where would you even aim at Corden? Even if you went for his head the excessive fat would kill all momentum of the bullet. You’re far likelier to kill yourself on the ricochet.
Either way, he would be out of your life, so win win.
I’d shoot him in the kneecap and let him bleed out
Shoot his bag of chips and watch him cry to death.
I would wait until he was back on stage with Coldplay. With the right kind of aim, we could be looking at 5 birds with 1 stone.
Will you all hate me if I say I hate Morgan more than Corden?
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Is this the worst thing Meghan has ever done?
Wanker
What's he done now to bump this, or is this a reminder of his wankness?
Either scenario is well appreciated nonetheless.
Not this year either
We go againNot this year either
Big year next year
Hopefully a massive year with the cholesterol that comes with it.
I hope he has a good 2023
I think I’d be ok with nuclear fallout in 2023 if it took him too, you know.
I hope he starts a Twitter feud with Greta Thunberg in 2023
He should email a list of fast food franchises he's frequented to cantfitthroughthisdoor@extralarge.com
Does it really need the @extralarge.com? It’s unrealistic
Why would Greta have an email address that says canfitthroughthisdoor? Is she saying she can't fit through a door?