Television James Corden
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We'll get there one day.
Can't wait till this fat cnut gets Ellen'd
I do a picture round as part of the pub quiz I run and on Sunday it was celebrities who have received honours.
Corden was one of the pictures and when I read the answer out I made a comment about how did this talentless idiot ever win an honour, and there were moans and groans, like some people actually liked him! I asked the landlord to hand out instant bans but he didn't go for it.
Corden was one of the pictures and when I read the answer out I made a comment about how did this talentless idiot ever win an honour, and there were moans and groans, like some people actually liked him! I asked the landlord to hand out instant bans but he didn't go for it.
He has a very presentable wife and three children, much to my surprise.
Scum of the earth this cnut. America can keep him.
I know! I wonder what she sees in the millionaire james Corden?
They've been together a long time. Maybe he has a charming side which he keeps very well-hidden.
You'd think given a number of these stories about him being a real life prick have come to light that he'd refrain from shouting at waiters.
That Reddit AMA of him is glorious.
Cancel culture ruining another celebrity
I remember when you didn't have to worry about how you treated people. Now you have to be all kind
fecking milennials
I remember when you didn't have to worry about how you treated people. Now you have to be all kind
fecking milennials
Imagine getting angry enough to actually shout at somebody over an omelette? just tell them to take it back and get another you hangry bastard
I just saw on the news that they're letting him back into a little french restaurant here. I didn't realize he was such an angry little person.
What the feck did you just fecking say, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the feck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fecking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fecker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fecking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fecking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fecking dead, kiddo.
Goat level posting here
Jaysus. That’s shocking. An egg yolk omelette. What the feck?!
Also full of pigshit
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I never thought I'd see the day where Limmy would come out with this. Corden has lost a lifelong fan
Look guys, someone who is as talented as James Corden deserves to treat waitstaff like garbage. It's the price we pay for such sublime and groundbreaking comedic stylings.
Sometimes you just have to accept that an icon like James Corden will understandably view those who don't get to sing badly in a car next to actually talented people as being beneath him.
Sometimes you just have to accept that an icon like James Corden will understandably view those who don't get to sing badly in a car next to actually talented people as being beneath him.
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Never wanted to see someone’s jaw get spun as much as that prick.
Must suck being named after James Corden.
I don't even understand the concept of an egg yolk omelette, let alone going to a restaurant to order one and then being mad that there is a piece of white in it. I think egg white omelettes are daft but there is a point to them but what is even the point to an egg yolk omelette? Might as well get a tattoo on your face that says I'm a sad excuse for a human being and I seek reasons to be as awful to as many people as possible.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63384455
What a decent bloke to admit when he is in the wrong
What a decent bloke to admit when he is in the wrong
I'd love it if he shouted at me
PR damage control.
cnut.
cnut.
He's a genuine top bloke. I will hold a street party when he gets his well deserved knighthood.
The Ryanair TikTok feels like Deadpool was given the login to their account and unlimited booze. Its beautiful
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LeBron the most overrated player that has ever existed.
Kobe >>> LeBron
One of these days this thread is going to be bumped with the news that he’s died.
I look forward to that day.
I look forward to that day.
But then you find out its not true and everything's OK.
FFS. Ice Cube? How could you do this?