Americans love him but Americans love Trump so that explains a lot
Television James Corden
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He’s literally everything that is wrong with everything.
fecking gump
He's so popular in America because he is a sycophantic arselickin wankstain and they haven't got the same cynicism that people over here have. Americans wake up in the morning and look in the mirror, saying "Who's the best? You are! Now go out there and give 'em hell!" Brits wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and say "Oh, it's you again, ya cnut!" Therefore, when he bumlicks American celebrities, they think: "This guy knows his shit. I AM an incredible person with enormous talent!" But in the UK they might smile but inside they're thinking: "What's this fat cnut's game here?"
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Really liked him in Gavin and Stacey as Smithy but other the years he has really started to irritate me.
I really hate the fact he has put on that fake British accent now.
I really hate the fact he has put on that fake British accent now.
We're so lucky to have him
This is nonsense wrapped up in an even bigger load of nonsense. Not one word of this is right.
OK, James.
James Corden earns more money than you and has more friends than you.
Think about that
Think about that
Hate for James is a very British thing, especially a very male British thing. Americans love him and his show gets high viewer ratings and so many celebs go on it, highest of A listers too so he’s obviously doing well. I’m indifferent as I don’t have time nor energy to hate on another man’s success. I don’t watch his content but good on him for finding his path to success.
Well he'd only need one friend for that, and that could be his mum
Not a great achievement
What if your mum is his friend? And let's say they are more than friends and now he's your step dad.
You won't be so clever then will you?
He doesn't have more friends than me because all of his friendships are superficial.
Wishing James Corden success is like hoping someone on a plane punches a crying baby to shut it up.
Some people might have that thought but it's just wrong and shouldn't be said out loud.
To be fair, there is very good reason to wish him a reasonable degree of success.
It keeps him in America and we can keep good hosts to ourselves
Like Piers Morgan?
But if he had no success he wouldn't be on TV anywhere. I don't watch James Corden on anything but just knowing that's he's on TV somewhere doesn't sit right with me.
Are Ant and Dec still on TV?
He’s not a factor over here any more, unless you’re spending your time watching GB NewsLike Piers Morgan?
I regret to inform you that he is returning to the UK in 2023.
Also, his middle name is Kimberley.
Hopefully the tories ruin the country enough so that he won't want to come back.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...aurant-abusive-customer.html#article-11325261
'He is a tiny cretin of a man': Owner of NYC's top restaurant Balthazar BANS 'bully' Late Late Show host James Corden and brands him most 'abusive customer EVER' for berating and yelling at servers over his omelet
'He is a tiny cretin of a man': Owner of NYC's top restaurant Balthazar BANS 'bully' Late Late Show host James Corden and brands him most 'abusive customer EVER' for berating and yelling at servers over his omelet
‘Tiny’ James Corden huh 
Is that tiny against the average body mass of your stereotypical modern American?
Is that tiny against the average body mass of your stereotypical modern American?
I think this restaurant owner is bang out of order for giving such a generous description of this fat vile cnut. Why isn’t he saying it exactly as it is? Is he afraid of being sued?
James Corden losing his shit because there was a hair in his food is the most James Corden thing that has ever happened
Do Americans like him? I don't get that vibe.
Nobody I know likes him. He's just not funny and is really really annoying.
Then again I feel the exact same way about Any n Dec and people look at me like I'm mental when I say that. I don't find those two funny or entertaining in the slightest. In fact I probably narrowly prefer Corden to those two although it's very close indeed. Hahaha
Then again I feel the exact same way about Any n Dec and people look at me like I'm mental when I say that. I don't find those two funny or entertaining in the slightest. In fact I probably narrowly prefer Corden to those two although it's very close indeed. Hahaha
He called him a hugely gifted comedian
I don't mate, I'd love to lock those two in a room with Corden for a month with no food.
Let's not get carried away here mate.
Brilliant
I'm American, I think Corden is a big fat fecking idiot, just like Trump.
Always a disappointing bump.
Stupid fecking fat cnut
Glad he screamed at some minimum wage waitresses, they are scum of the earth.
We need more people like James to put the paupers in their place
We need more people like James to put the paupers in their place
Caf meet-up at the restaurant who banned him? Not only do they deserve our lifelong custom but I imagine they have a big surplus of food in his absence.