His face is the exact same as it was a decade ago. I haven't seen a picture of him as a child but I expect it would be the body of an adolescent with his current 30 year old head.
Least footballer looking footballers
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
I had to check this as I just couldn't get my head round it! What an amazing guy! Thanks for the info, incredible stuff!
Looks like a stag do that's come down to Newquay or up to Newcastle.
Chamakh looked like a "before" model in a commercial for hair plugs
Adama Traore - rugby, sprinter
David Beckham - Movie star
David Beckham - Movie star
I can actually totally picture him saying “it is not what you did that angers me so, its who you did it to”
You found paradise in Old Trafford, watched a good game, enjoyed good living. Sir Alex Ferguson protected you; and there were superstars. And you didn't need a friend of me. But now you come to me and you say "Don Dimitar give me goals." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to score goals for money.
Rooney - looks like a brickie.
Modric...he looks like an extra from Lord of the Rings.
Chris Sutton looks like he should be a captain of a cricket team.
In my mind, Niall Quinn was the Chairman of Sunderland who started himself up front in the midst of an injury crisis and never went back to the boardroom.
Ivan Campo
Charlie Adam
Di Maria
Charlie Adam
Di Maria
John Hartson. Always remember Dunphy circling his arse is the analysis.
Skinny jeans haven’t been a thing for a few years now.
Pat Nevin, or at least he will tell you that every second sentence in his book.
Looks like somebody photoshopped his head on a 14yr old boy excited to see a chick in a bikiniJorginho has been great for us, but he has the body of a 14 year old.
If Jason Momoa got the role of the Ant Man.
Looks mean. A film role but can't put my finger on it. Pimp maybe!
Best post in the thread, by far.
A lot of teams used to have a few players that looked about 50 for most of their career. Two of the more well known ussr player examples would be Bessonov and David Kipiani. Bessonov was actually a very fit, athletic player by 80s standards, but he looked old and weather beaten even in the youth teams.
I am shocked nobody has mentioned Vincent Kompany. Looks like that guy from the Simpsons who drank some syrup and his head swelled out like a balloon. Total non footballer. Maybe an evil genius.
Ben Chilwell looks like his picture should be on the wall at the hair salon.
"Current" skinny jeans era? Skinny jeans have been dead for a few years now, thank god.
They’re alive and well over here!
Luka Modric, blows my mind a bloke with that frail-looking, childlike physique can be one of the all-time great CMs
Khurtsilava takes the cake, surely? A centre-back, and a brilliant one no less!
Short (just 175 cm/5'9'' tall) and often overweight but still strong as an ox and even deceptively quick.
Johnny Metgod back in day,
Not really not look like footballers - but these are the ones that would look like they wouldn’t be any good (but are ridiculously good):
Albert Riera always looked more like a sex offender than a footballer
I thought Alan Brazil looked around 60 years old when he played for us
An actual footballer, not one of the dads at primary school.
Oliver Neuville!! Just thought of him a couple of days ago,
how he looked like an actor who has a couple of scenes in a Will Ferrell movie
how he looked like an actor who has a couple of scenes in a Will Ferrell movie
Not sure about his football looks, but he's certainly the least German looking German.
Alwys thought Jonas Hofmann looks as if he's about to sell you a life insurance
I remember as a kid thinking he always looks like he's about to cry
Bulgarias great world cup 94 team had these two legends:
On this topic, Kai Havetz looks like the kid I used to bully at elementary school.
Ounahi, a great footballer on his own, but his body frame is very( you could even say too) skinny for someone in the top stages.
bruce grobbelaar
Di Maria looks like something out of Harry Potter.