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Huh?Having too many players not playing in a position is a sure recipe for discontent. Not that we need any more of that?
He's a real scoutI think he/she's got to be an elaborate WUM at this point? Consistently ridiculous takes
Well get used to it; because you are signing him as a CB. Times change. He will play LCB and a very big chance this will be in a back four.I'm not sure I quite understand the thinking on this one. I haven't seen much of Martinez but apparently he can play full-back or defensive midfield?
I really can't believe we're signing someone who is 5ft 9" to play CB in the Premier League. I know the game is evolving and there are better, more modern methods of negating the threat of your archetypal "target man"....but still, I'll go out on a limb here and say you can't be 5ft 9" and play as a CB in a back four in the Premier League
It will provide a more stable base while carrying Maguire and his massive head.I think the importance of height is massively overplayed but leaving that argument aside, does having a lower centre of gravity as a CB provide any advantages?
Should be able to master/improve Kane's piledriver trickI think the importance of height is massively overplayed but leaving that argument aside, does having a lower centre of gravity as a CB provide any advantages?
Not even close unfortunately.Your worst post
There are loads of advantages to having a low centre of gravity as a CB, particularly not been spun on the turn or rolled on touch-contact.I think the importance of height is massively overplayed but leaving that argument aside, does having a lower centre of gravity as a CB provide any advantages?
More likely to match the twists and turns of a smaller trickier forward who relies more on skill than strengthI think the importance of height is massively overplayed but leaving that argument aside, does having a lower centre of gravity as a CB provide any advantages?
I have said before. He is not the tallest CB. But you don't bully with a guy call "A buther"
Both Nunez and Haaland got buthered by Martinez.
Don't bully with this guys. And both Haaland and Nunez knows it. Both of the can smell it.
You never know.
United CB duo can be this:
McTom "The Terminator"= beast both physical and mentaliy - Martinez "The butcher"
McTom has play CB for Scottland. McTom is really quick in the first metres and hard to beat one against one.
You never know. Under Ten Hag drilling and practising ball and passing skill. Over and over again. Repetition to max theirs ball and pass skill. I see the potential there. Never say never.
Bissaka - McTom "The Terminator"= beast both physical and mentaliy - Martinez "The butcher" - Malacia
It will hard and difficult to pass and break the Terminator and the Butcher. And no joking.
Timber or another world class CB to partner Martinez. Until that. I easily will pick McTom over Varane, Lindelof and Maguire.
McTom is just natural physical beast. Same as his mentality. Ball and passing will get drill and train by Ten Hag. Over and over again. Everyone.
Not the following ones, we'll always have tabs on players like Timber. Dead this window though for sure.If we sign him is it safe to say that any possible Timber transfer to us is dead, both for this window and following ones?
You’re not really going out on a limb when at least 20% of posts in this thread recycle this exact pointI'll go out on a limb here and say you can't be 5ft 9" and play as a CB in a back four in the Premier League
I think it makes it easier to tackle but don't quote me on that.I think the importance of height is massively overplayed but leaving that argument aside, does having a lower centre of gravity as a CB provide any advantages?
That rules outMore likely to match the twists and turns of a smaller trickier forward who relies more on skill than strength
But that doesn't rules out Mbappe though, does it?That rules out
Haaland
Nunez
Kane
And the rest!
My goodness me. What a car crash post!I have said before. He is not the tallest CB. But you don't bully with a guy call "A buther"
Both Nunez and Haaland got buthered by Martinez.
Don't bully with this guys. And both Haaland and Nunez knows it. Both of the can smell it.
You never know.
United CB duo can be this:
McTom "The Terminator"= beast both physical and mentaliy - Martinez "The butcher"
McTom has play CB for Scottland. McTom is really quick in the first metres and hard to beat one against one.
You never know. Under Ten Hag drilling and practising ball and passing skill. Over and over again. Repetition to max theirs ball and pass skill. I see the potential there. Never say never.
Bissaka - McTom "The Terminator"= beast both physical and mentaliy - Martinez "The butcher" - Malacia
It will hard and difficult to pass and break the Terminator and the Butcher. And no joking.
Timber or another world class CB to partner Martinez. Until that. I easily will pick McTom over Varane, Lindelof and Maguire.
McTom is just natural physical beast. Same as his mentality. Ball and passing will get drill and train by Ten Hag. Over and over again. Everyone.
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Nice try Scott Get back to pre-season training and conditioning alreadyI have said before. He is not the tallest CB. But you don't bully with a guy call "A buther"
Both Nunez and Haaland got buthered by Martinez.
Don't bully with this guys. And both Haaland and Nunez knows it. Both of the can smell it.
You never know.
United CB duo can be this:
McTom "The Terminator"= beast both physical and mentaliy - Martinez "The butcher"
McTom has play CB for Scottland. McTom is really quick in the first metres and hard to beat one against one.
You never know. Under Ten Hag drilling and practising ball and passing skill. Over and over again. Repetition to max theirs ball and pass skill. I see the potential there. Never say never.
Bissaka - McTom "The Terminator"= beast both physical and mentaliy - Martinez "The butcher" - Malacia
It will hard and difficult to pass and break the Terminator and the Butcher. And no joking.
Timber or another world class CB to partner Martinez. Until that. I easily will pick McTom over Varane, Lindelof and Maguire.
McTom is just natural physical beast. Same as his mentality. Ball and passing will get drill and train by Ten Hag. Over and over again. Everyone.
This isn't FIFA, Scott is useless on the pitch.I have said before. He is not the tallest CB. But you don't bully with a guy call "A buther"
Both Nunez and Haaland got buthered by Martinez.
Don't bully with this guys. And both Haaland and Nunez knows it. Both of the can smell it.
You never know.
United CB duo can be this:
McTom "The Terminator"= beast both physical and mentaliy - Martinez "The butcher"
McTom has play CB for Scottland. McTom is really quick in the first metres and hard to beat one against one.
You never know. Under Ten Hag drilling and practising ball and passing skill. Over and over again. Repetition to max theirs ball and pass skill. I see the potential there. Never say never.
Bissaka - McTom "The Terminator"= beast both physical and mentaliy - Martinez "The butcher" - Malacia
It will hard and difficult to pass and break the Terminator and the Butcher. And no joking.
Timber or another world class CB to partner Martinez. Until that. I easily will pick McTom over Varane, Lindelof and Maguire.
McTom is just natural physical beast. Same as his mentality. Ball and passing will get drill and train by Ten Hag. Over and over again. Everyone.
Just copy and paste it into one of the many text to audio converting sites on the internet and enjoy.Who was that dude who did an audio read-through of one of Lucky Scout's previous posts and posted it on the Caf? That was hilarious. I would love to hear this in audio format, not gonna lie.
Would be good in the premier league against Son, Jesus, Sterling, Salah, Jota and so on. And any new Aguero that might pop upThat rules out
Haaland
Nunez
Kane
And the rest!
and the one that should have been first, our primary target of the window is still no closer to happeningAll signs pointing to this being our third signing.
Funny, cos he mostly had Haaland in his back pocket when they faced each other last season..That rules out
Haaland
Nunez
Kane
And the rest!
Although I do essentially agree, out of the transfers we look to be making De Jong was always going to be the most tricky and time consuming.and the one that should have been first, our primary target of the window is still no closer to happening
It is going to be funny when signing and playing him makes McTominay a key part of the team to provide some aerial screening in front of the defense.I'm not sure I quite understand the thinking on this one. I haven't seen much of Martinez but apparently he can play full-back or defensive midfield?
I really can't believe we're signing someone who is 5ft 9" to play CB in the Premier League. I know the game is evolving and there are better, more modern methods of negating the threat of your archetypal "target man"....but still, I'll go out on a limb here and say you can't be 5ft 9" and play as a CB in a back four in the Premier League
@VidyoyoWho was that dude who did an audio read-through of one of Lucky Scout's previous posts and posted it on the Caf? That was hilarious. I would love to hear this in audio format, not gonna lie.
Who was that dude who did an audio read-through of one of Lucky Scout's previous posts and posted it on the Caf? That was hilarious. I would love to hear this in audio format, not gonna lie.
Please point me to this post
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/do-...w-available-in-audiobook.465305/post-27751031Please point me to this post
I think perhaps Mr. Pigeon or one of the mods remember where to find it?Please point me to this post
That is great :lolI think perhaps Mr. Pigeon or one of the mods remember where to find it?
I tried Lucky Scouts latest post in the voice of Zoomer. Was brilliant.
It is in the sense that what I expected was about a hundred notifications when I logged back in from posters calling me an idiot and saying 'errrr what about Carlos Kickaballos who won the Brazilian 2nd Division Cup in 1982!"You’re not really going out on a limb when at least 20% of posts in this thread recycle this exact point
It seems like we're going all in on a possession style, similar in midfield with no link to a more defensive minded player. I hope Ten Hag knows what he's doing, there is a reason teams like Liverpool still buy towers like Konate.I'm not sure I quite understand the thinking on this one. I haven't seen much of Martinez but apparently he can play full-back or defensive midfield?
I really can't believe we're signing someone who is 5ft 9" to play CB in the Premier League. I know the game is evolving and there are better, more modern methods of negating the threat of your archetypal "target man"....but still, I'll go out on a limb here and say you can't be 5ft 9" and play as a CB in a back four in the Premier League
That’s brilliant. Didn’t know you had it in you @Vidyoyo you Lindelof fancier