Oh sh*t - that's some dark magicA similar voodoo ritual caused Dominic Solanke to be able to score not one, but two goals yesterday. It's pretty powerful shit.
Oh sh*t - that's some dark magicA similar voodoo ritual caused Dominic Solanke to be able to score not one, but two goals yesterday. It's pretty powerful shit.
Fecking Lindelof again, never gives HMS Maguire enough room to turn
Oh for sure.It's the OPs fecking fault for making this thread.... (How's that?)
It never ceases to amaze me that posters can't see when a thread is for fun, not serious. Was the bit about Graeme Souness being tazed in the balls at his mum's funeral not enough of a clue?Every season it never seems to amaze me how little bottle most of our fans have. Hold your fecking nerve. It’s the same every year. Matter-of-fact declarations in December that ‘no chance we get top 4’, ‘can’t see us winning that game’ etc.
Football is football, but stop being pvssies. We’re about to face the 12th best team at home at Old Trafford.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HumourEvery season it never seems to amaze me how little bottle most of our fans have. Hold your fecking nerve. It’s the same every year. Matter-of-fact declarations in December that ‘no chance we get top 4’, ‘can’t see us winning that game’ etc.
Football is football, but stop being pvssies. We’re about to face the 12th best team at home at Old Trafford.
Yea of course, this was all just a random joke, not at all predicated on bricking it about a home match against a team in 12th.
Yea of course, this was all just a random joke, not at all predicated on bricking it about a home match against a team in 12th.
If we drop points in this game the Caf will resemble Graeme Sounness getting tazed in the balls at his mum's funeral while Paul Pogba, officiating, repeatedly gets her name wrong. So let's have your more rational responses here and other caftards can hold you to them when the red mist descends.
Let's be having you etc.
It’s as clear as day that Ighalo won a competition to play for us. An absolute deadline day panic signing in a nutshell.The regulars?
- Ighalo
- Fred
- McT
- Williams
- Either one of Mata/AP
Almost always those 5 every game.
There is no-one on the caf who can be posting sensible, interesting opinions one minute and wildly missing the point of something the next like @Rozay .I see you still don't get it so I'll just let this one lie.
Yep, I hear you. Although I've one-upped you with my prediction in the match thread and gone for 4-1. Because why the hell not?
No mate, we should win all games from now on. Leicester away will not be a walk in the park and i expect a win there will be very hard. We need to beat Sotton, Palace and West Ham to be sure. I haven't been this excited about a United team in the last seven years, it looks like we have the ability and they need to deliver tonight. 3-1 is my guess.
It wasn’t about your OP verbatim. It’s more loosely in the context of growing threads and comments about things going wrong. You may well have meant your own as a ‘joke’ of things going wrong, I just thought ‘do we need another thread about potential negative results?’ - albeit from a different context on this occasion. It still seemed like an alternative take on nervousness to me. Apparently it is not, so it is what it is.There is no-one on the caf who can be posting sensible, interesting opinions one minute and wildly missing the point of something the next like @Rozay .
Of course the thread is meant to be fun, not serious, how is that anything other than blindingly obvious?! Literally everyone else has clocked that.
And even if it was meant to be serious, where exactly does it suggest that anyone is bricking it? The whole premise is that a loss here is so unlikely that if it were to happen, everyone would lose their minds. The thread relies on an understanding that we are all highly confident of a good win.
No one could have expected us to be this good from the restart, I just hope if we drop points there are no knee jerk reactions. You can drop points anywhere in the PL, it would be disappointing to do it at home though.In seriousness - we've been on an incredible run, if we do have a blip, this is one game we can somewhat afford it now. Leicester and Chelsea have tough games still and then we have the last game which will keep things in our hands still.
Good thing you spoilered that because it makes me want to go postal on someone or anyone, absolutely pissed me off last yearOle's out of his depth!
Ole isn't fit to manage Poundland!!
To the Ole Out thread!!!
And this, obviously
You can guarantee some 'United fan' if we haven't scored by the 30 minute markGood thing you spoilered that because it makes me want to go postal on someone or anyone, absolutely pissed me off last year
You want to jinx it? Cause thats how you jinx it.Nah, we will tank them. I honestly believe this side is different to those that failed in recent years. Atleast until Bruno gets injured.
Haha sadly do not have him. It is all in on United too ."At least Ings is in my FPL team"