kouroux
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I'm lost for words ffs Highlight of the game
Literally. Looked completely fine about 3 seconds later.also faked injury to save face
Now it got even worse when he lost all the confidence. Pogba's touches were horrendous today as well, maybe even worse than Lukaku's.He's definitely playing significantly worse now than he was before. People making out like he was always like this are just lying.
Something isn't right with him.
Which makes it even worse for him. What a buffoonalso faked injury to save face
Somebody said that the best way to improve first touch is to kick a ball against a wall.He's the type of player that used to be kept in goal in school, how he was allowed to play as a striker with that touch is baffling, and how he hasn't improved his ball control since birth is worrying.
I don’t think it’s his head I think he’s overweightI’m pretty sure the ref blew the whistle as a moment of mourning.
In all seriousness though, they should MRI his brain. I’m quite convinced he’s got some tumor growing in his cerebellum/basal ganglia.
There is no way someone can regress from a decent premier league player to someone that cannot complete fundamental football skills. This is clearly without any physical disabilities because United actually have one of the most advanced sport science teams set up and would not let him anywhere near the pitch with any slight physical doubt.
Time to seriously, medically examine his head.
I'm not very good at football but I definitely have a better first touch than Lukaku.Lukaku's terrible touch is not a secret but it is getting worse. It is getting to a point where a local pub player has better ball control than our £75m forward.
It does boggle the mind as to what's happening in training for his ball control to be that bad, you have to wonder if it's match fixing, it shouldn't be possible.Somebody said that the best way to improve first touch is to kick a ball against a wall.
If he does that for an hour a day, his first touch will improve.
Shame that our coaches haven't worked this out.
Yep me too. Give me 6 months to get fit and I bet I’d be more useful.I'm not very good at football but I definitely have a better first touch than Lukaku.
Reminded me of this
Haha - He did not stumble because he was tired.Sure let's laugh at Lukaku. Our striker who was constantly trying to receive balls in MIDFIELD, and then had the urge of trying to get the ball forward. Let's forget he's actually a striker, and should be nowhere near our midfield, or should be nowhere near giving as many crosses as he did. He was the only united player on the field who showed any attacking determination besides Rashford. Why did he stumble so foolishly over the ball at the end? It's because he was tired af from receiving the balls in midfield, getting it forward, and then running to the box himself.
He proves how good he actually is at the Belgian national team. That is how many goals he can score if he is allowed to play as a striker. That is how many goals he can score if he plays in a team with an attacking mindset. The hate he receives is ridiculous.
Sign off and lose some weight RomeluSure let's laugh at Lukaku. Our striker who was constantly trying to receive balls in MIDFIELD, and then had the urge of trying to get the ball forward. Let's forget he's actually a striker, and should be nowhere near our midfield, or should be nowhere near giving as many crosses as he did. He was the only united player on the field who showed any attacking determination besides Rashford. Why did he stumble so foolishly over the ball at the end? It's because he was tired af from receiving the balls in midfield, getting it forward, and then running to the box himself.
He proves how good he actually is at the Belgian national team. That is how many goals he can score if he is allowed to play as a striker. That is how many goals he can score if he plays in a team with an attacking mindset. The hate he receives is ridiculous.
At least the horse didn't fake an injury after and got right upThat horse gif was unfair, horses are majestic creatures. Lukaku’s more of a donkey
Donkeys have their use, great tireless animal.That horse gif was unfair, horses are majestic creatures. Lukaku’s more of a donkey
It's really him isn't it ?Sign off and lose some weight Romelu