The game's at St. Andrews but I guess pilgrimaging to a deserted Old Trafford to have a wank could be the Church of Diouf's version of circling the Kaaba.
Mame Biram Diouf | 2009/10 Performances
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Diouf to get four today, and then not make another appearance until a dead rubber game in May.
Then we'll sell him on to Real Murcia for a 500 000 pound profit.
Then we'll sell him on to Real Murcia for a 500 000 pound profit.
Can you imagine if he did score? 
This place would explode!
This place would explode!We haven't had a 'cocks out' moment for a good while, I think we're due one.Can you imagine if he did score?
Fergie better play him now, he's gotten all our hopes up!
Obertan lead to some pants being unzipped, but then fecked up a sitter or two. Cocks never got fully out.
Our last real cocks out moment was when Anderson scored a freekick and Valencia got a debut goal in the same match in preseason.
This had better top that.
This had better top that.
It's not a lake, it's a fjord!
Exactly.
No it's a porsche.
Stop disrespecting the fjords.
No, because John The Baptist said, "There comes one soon of whom I am not worthy to lace his shoes".
Owen doesn't TEACH "The One". He's the forerunning and messenger FOR "The One".
Look, Jesus did what he had to do, he killed that John the Baptist cat for example.
Standard debut expectations
1. Score a hatrick
2. Kiss the badge
1. Score a hatrick
2. Kiss the badge
3. Run to the kop and celebrate in front of them (doesn't matter if we're playing in Birmingham or anywhere else, The One can fly there in seconds and get back in time for the restart).
You forgot stepovers
I just love the fact he's been given number 32
Ferguson wanting the number to be recognised as someone elses.
Dont want to be a pessimist but do we really know alot about this lad recently other than he is flying in training . I hope he goes on to be one of our great players but I am not getting too excited , yet
that was his number at molde
simple reason
simple reason
10 facts about Diouf
His name reminds many of on of their most important person in their lives. Their mother
He loves to score 4 goals in every game
He has a long nail rumored that its made of adamantium
He is more popular then all Roman and Greek gods put together
All true United fans loves him already
He can walk on water
Obama had won the US elections by stating that he want to follow Diouf's footsteps.
Dioufism is one of the fastest growing religions in Manchester's area.
Its rumored that Hargeaves and Rio were cured by him.
My pessimism has been extinguishedThere are only 9 points in that list. But the One intends it to be that way.
Surely there are 2 points in the '2nd point' and only a typo failing to separate them onto different lines obscures this.
Oh my god, it's nearly here...
The Diouf, The Diouf, The Diouf is on FIRE!
We don't need no Tevez, let the mother fecker burn!
That should be the chant!
The Diouf, The Diouf, The Diouf is on FIRE!
We don't need no Tevez, let the mother fecker burn!
That should be the chant!
He spelled his name wrong..
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
RIP Redfighter.
didn't
Jaysus H, talk about people on the Cafe being starved of a new signing. Never known anything like it (well since the last signing anyway 
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) Brilliant lads, brilliant.The Diouf, The Diouf, The Diouf is on FIRE!
We don't need no Tevez, let the mother fecker burn!
We don't need no Tevez, let the mother fecker burn!
He's on the bench.
It's time.
It's time.
Feck I hope that the cameraman will just ignore the game and focus on him now!
The stage is set for him to score a 40yard Bicycle Kick goal in the 94th minute to win the match for us
We'll have some of that.
So that thread about Fergie having a charitable streak was right... we're going to let Birmingham off without all 4 Diouf goals.
might be added to the European squad depending on how he does over the next 2 weeks
The prophecy is coming true. Brace yourselves.
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