Oh did we? I just thought it was a nice touch from Kristiansund. Oh well.
Manchester United vs Kristiansund BK (Tue 30th July, 18:00 UK time)
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I've been tempted to do this just because it winds so many people up.
Just seen my Freudian slip
Agreed, I think it'll be this with Smalling in for Jones & Pogba in for Lingard. At least, I hope so anyhoo.
I've been tempted to do this just because it winds so many people up.
If we get him, I will do this...everytime...
Reckon it would be bad to watch a dodgy stream on my work laptop? In a hotel with no other option (other than don’t watch obvs)
Someone's probably already got a new shirt with that spelling
If we get him, I will do this...everytime...
Young Jesse looks injured.
Rashford had Martial all open.
Decided to shoot. Hopefully it's just friendly-egoism, but he has a history of ignoring open team-mates.
Also a terrible ball from De Gea.
Decided to shoot. Hopefully it's just friendly-egoism, but he has a history of ignoring open team-mates.
Also a terrible ball from De Gea.
Oh Jessie you are siTe
Couple of lazy passes from Jones and DDG so far.
Rashford should have played the ball to Martial instead of shooting.
Rashford should have played the ball to Martial instead of shooting.
We've got a new coach on the bench?
Send "Ole" to phone number 2265 for something, can't see what that something is for.
Rashford has been doing this all pre-season, which is not a good sign.
Text "Ole" to a four digit number and become a member of United's supporter club.
You have 4 figure phone numbers in Norway
Lingard
it might not be an entertaining game as it seems everyone is playing at 50% intensity
Lingard!
Seems we won't miss Lukaku's first touch.
Seems we won't miss Lukaku's first touch.
Normal numbers are 8 digits. It's just service-numbers.You have 4 figure phone numbers in Norway
Lingard haha
Jones is playing like he has an own goal or an 'assist today.
Was going to say must be more that 10,000 mobiles in Norway
Having pace is all nice and good, just wondering how on earth we gonna break parked buses
Lingard
Has fecked up 3 times in 8 mins.
Has fecked up 3 times in 8 mins.
Perfect pass from McTominay.
Good stuff from McTominay & James.
Growing pains
Bloody hope so, MacGuire deserves it.
Phil Jones bicycle kick
Overhead kick from Jones. Seen it all now.
Players don't look interested in this game.
Saved his own overhead kick
May is ok as a commentator but the other guy is so biased. Get Boycott on
Phil fecking Jones!
What game are you watching?
If my stream had frozen as Jones went up for that bicey I'd have guessed about 4 months.
Jonesy with an over head kick, that he then saves That'll be a hip or rib injury to keep him out 
That'll be a hip or rib injury to keep him out Bad pass from Matic. Good work getting it and getting a shot from Lingard.