My guilty pleasure this programme.
There’s one in it this year whose entire personality is having sex
There’s one in it this year whose entire personality is having sex
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Is that not normal?
My golf coach was on it to assist with one of the date experiences. Said the whole thing is bullshit
Every interview she’s banging on about it, I’m sure they’re taking the piss out of her by giving her the most straight laced guy ever who goes to bed in Toy Story pajamas
Even seeing the ads for this rots by brain.
I had no idea this existed. I hate you for making me aware this existed. This should not exist.
Correct. Even seeing the occasional advert for it on TV engages the rage.
While everyone has love island, me and the wife have this as our guilty pleasure.
Half the people in the show don’t need a marriage, they need therapy. From the lady who is obsessed about sex to the bloke not over his ex to the multiple gaslighting men and women in the show.
Half the people in the show don’t need a marriage, they need therapy. From the lady who is obsessed about sex to the bloke not over his ex to the multiple gaslighting men and women in the show.
I fecking can't get enough of it.
They clearly pick couples with the most chance of imploding, and they clearly pick couples who will butt heads for TV purposes. Maybe one or two proper decent couples per season, and the rest are vapid, self obsessed morons.
What I particularly love about it, is when they go to bed and turn the lights out, when there is clearly a camera man in the room with them
Sex mad woman is quite clearly bonkers. Rearranged her entire personality to getting piped.
Fifth series me and the missus have watched. It's absolutely horrendous, vapid and insane.
Love it!
Who's everyone's odds on fav to cheat?
Love it!
Who's everyone's odds on fav to cheat?
I fecking can't get enough of it.
They clearly pick couples with the most chance of imploding, and they clearly pick couples who will butt heads for TV purposes. Maybe one or two proper decent couples per season, and the rest are vapid, self obsessed morons.
What I particularly love about it, is when they go to bed and turn the lights out, when there is clearly a camera man in the room with them
Sex mad woman is quite clearly bonkers. Rearranged her entire personality to getting piped.
Yep, even though it’s a bit structured and set up it’s still addictive.the sex mad woman is bizarre. He isn’t even opposed to sex, he just doesn’t want it to control them. When she was unable to tell him what his job was…
Clearly that Harrison bloke is a prime candidate. There's been no real unhinged female behaviour yet that I can really remember, but that will surely come.
Well, the 40 year old s£x addict seems like she is one comment about her age away from bursting into tears. I like her and the guy she is with as a couple tbh.
I can't say I'm aware this thing existed, but surely at this point reality TV has to be so scripted so that people keep watching out of interest?
With the sheer amount of shite reality TV across all services at the moment, how have people not already seen everything possible.
That said, I guarantee my mum watches it.
With the sheer amount of shite reality TV across all services at the moment, how have people not already seen everything possible.
That said, I guarantee my mum watches it.
I think this might actually originate from Denmark, and I've watched a few episodes across multiple seasons. It's obviously garbage TV, but if you can take the cringe it's decent entertainment.
However, based on the latest episode I saw, I'm convinced that the experts that match couples are either retarded or specifically trying to create disasters.
However, based on the latest episode I saw, I'm convinced that the experts that match couples are either retarded or specifically trying to create disasters.
Why would anyone do this to themselves?
Desperation for a spouse?
Or I guess they think it will make them famous and they'll be the next Kim Kardashian or something. Because that's something to aspire to.
My wife watches this show a lot, I normally try and swerve having to join in watching when I can more often she watches when I am playing football on Thursday night but this week I didn't go football and she made me watch it, the sex mad lady made me laugh so much she just wants to get laid the fella was right there are apps where you can get that or what my Mrs said just go on a holiday somewhere and you'll find many takers.
the sex mad woman is bizarre. He isn’t even opposed to sex, he just doesn’t want it to control them. When she was unable to tell him what his job was…
My wife and I watched the early series of this, it was proper addictive
what always makes me laugh is when they leave it to near the end before asking “so how are you going to address that you both live on opposite sides of the country?”
what always makes me laugh is when they leave it to near the end before asking “so how are you going to address that you both live on opposite sides of the country?”
Another Aussie show we like is LegoMasters. So much better than the US version or the U.K. version. The presenter is brilliant
Impossible to beat Will Arnett.
Especially in Australia where it's like 2500 miles between Perth and Brisbane. It's not like you can pop up on a weekend.
definitely. That bloke that works in the bush and has never had a partner will probably say that to his wife and they’ll split.There's a couple where they've matched them properly, it would be a dick move to feck about with that Punjabi girl seeing as she's aliented herself from her family to go on this, and so far her and her fella seem decent, ans sex madness aside, those two seems matched well as an older couple.
Everyone else has serious personality flaws or is straight up abusive. They've obviously watched that Olivia from last season being a complete psycho and then seeing her go on to make a fortune from Only Fans after the show, I'm sure that's all they really want to get out of it.
Has anyone actually stayed together over the 10 series?
Guaranteed. That happened with the older couple from a few years back, the City girl and the farmer lifestyle and then at the end she didn't move and they split up.
It is possible, behold the power of Hamish
There’s a few couples that have stayed together, had families etc.
Olivia went on OF?!
Well… yes. It’s a tv show. I don’t think anyone thinks it’s anything more than WWE without the razzle dazzle.
Has anyone ever actually thought that that’s what the show is about?
Yes! Love Hamish and BrickMan!
Yeah apparently. Which is a bit rich considering she outed that Domenica for going on it during the show.
Gotta take down the competition my man.
They are truly entertaining. We all love watching that show
How has nobody left tonight? I thought a few would’ve fecked off
They gotta do a little bit more than this to be the next Kim K. The have to feck a guy with a giant schlong while being encouraged and directed by their mama.
Hamish Blake is good in most things he does but nothing would get me to watch this. Doubly so as I hated lego as a kid and triply so as a parent.
Can you all stop watching this shit? I have to love on the same continet as these morons so don't encourage them please.
How could anyone hate Lego?
It is sharp and, ironically, pointless. Worst toy ever.