Milan star dreams of United.
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whats so funny?
This is fecking brilliant. They were talking about this on TalkSport about an hour ago!
I want to tell everyone i know because it really does show the press up for what it really is.
I want to tell everyone i know because it really does show the press up for what it really is.
Really??!!
We also made Sweden's biggest paper.
(link provided by Steve McFist)
http://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/fotbollsbladet/internationell/england/article4990436.ab
what happened i cant be bothered reading it
Aye. I don't know how long they were talking about it for but they were taking phone calls on it and one guy was a City fan calling United and United fans a disgrace after we were slating them for trying to sign him for £500k a week.
The figure they were mentioning was £70 mil (which i think was the number printed in the Sun) so they're obviously running with it because it was in the daily rags but the fact people a ringing the show about it is fecking hilarious.
Hell, this is brilliant !
If we actually do end up signing Kaka, it'll be because of you lot.
In a nut shell/from what i can gather:
PSmith and Spoony completely fabricated this story in the Summer after the Ronaldo story on that Brazilian website and it did the rounds on some small media sources at the time but now, some 7 months or so later, after a bump on this website yesterday it has made our national daily rags as a proper news story with the Sun quoting the quotes completely made up on this website as quotes directly atributed to Kaka himself.
fecking genius. Kudos to Spoony and PSmith for well and truly showing them up.
What a muppet.
Anyway, it's on BBC's website, as well.
(Cheers for the links, nick334)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/default.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/gossip_and_transfers/8017934.stm
Hilarious
I'm going for my Kaka tattoo as we speak
I'm going for my Kaka tattoo as we speak
we're trying!If we actually do end up signing Kaka, it'll be because of you lot.
We're also after some other players.
Time for a counter-piece of 'journalism' exposing Sun reporters as liars who trawl random internet forums for their stories....
Torres has told 'sources close to him' that he dreams of us
What a great threadexactly. Which was the whole point behind this. Must admit, I didn't think it'd go this well. Funnily enough, it's done better this time around, perhaps because the tabloids were too focused on Ronaldo last summer.
they also mention that Anderson is one of his best matesYou've gotta send this to Sky News or BBC or something, out these lazy feckers.
Its funny how they read this website to get stuff about how we hate Berbatov. But now a Kaka story comes out they conveniently miss the thread that disproves it entirely!
Check this one out !
Unbelievable
http://a-kick-in-the-grass.blogspot.com/2009/04/kaka-to-united-talk-is-this-smokescreen.html
brilliant.
I bet Fergie's aware of Kaka's love for United. . .and Anderson.
I hear this Ribery fellow's good...
I called Talksport, then decided to hang up.
Let muppets have their day
Let muppets have their day
Ah, they're starting to spin this so that Kaka is replacing Ronaldo. You are causing unrest, Spoons and PSmith. Next thing you know SAF will be calling to dry your hair through the phone.
http://www.espnstar.com/football/news/detail/item254922/United-hold-talks-with-Kaka/
The asian espn website today.
Someone should get the truth out after a while. It would really leave everyone with egg on their face and at the same time spread the legend of the Cafe.
But lets keep laughing at them for now.
Yeah someone should reveal to them what's going on. But then again it's been nearly a year since this first came out, so i say let the idiots get their fill!http://www.espnstar.com/football/news/detail/item254922/United-hold-talks-with-Kaka/
The asian espn website today.
Someone should get the truth out after a while. It would really leave everyone with egg on their face and at the same time spread the legend of the Cafe.
But lets keep laughing at them for now.
Todays Daily Telegraph are also reporting it. Quote John Ley:-
"Meanwhile United have reportedly marked Milan striker Kaka down a a replacement for Ronaldo in the event the winger leaves Old Trafford for Madrid this summer. Representatives of United are understood to be meeting Milan officials next week to evaluate the possibility of a £50million bid for the Brazillian."
There must be something in it - possibly United preparing us for the inevitable of Ronaldo going. Then they turn round and say they couldent agree terms.
"Meanwhile United have reportedly marked Milan striker Kaka down a a replacement for Ronaldo in the event the winger leaves Old Trafford for Madrid this summer. Representatives of United are understood to be meeting Milan officials next week to evaluate the possibility of a £50million bid for the Brazillian."
There must be something in it - possibly United preparing us for the inevitable of Ronaldo going. Then they turn round and say they couldent agree terms.
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=640427&sec=transfers&cc=4716
Front page on Soccernet, this is AMAZING.
Using Psmith's 'quotes', obviously. Let's step up our efforts to get Kaka.
Front page on Soccernet, this is AMAZING.
Using Psmith's 'quotes', obviously.
Let's step up our efforts to get Kaka.What I don't get is if thick journos have read this thread then surely they noticed the lot of us laughing at them.
I might just piss my pants if they start talking about it on Soccer Saturday 
The wheels are turning real fast now on this story. If you go to google and type "kaka" and news in the "last hour". Various websites from all over the world are using our quotes.
You have to laugh. Kaka's going to have to respond to the quotes sooner or later i presume.
You have to laugh. Kaka's going to have to respond to the quotes sooner or later i presume.
I think if he is going to respond he should do it on here. A redcafe exclusive interview with Kaka.
Mirror are reporting it also. It's clearly snowballed.
uperstar Kaka could be close to agreeing a sensational move to Manchester United.
The Brazilian midfielder's representatives held talks with United yesterday about a summer switch from AC Milan. They discussed personal terms, which would total £35million in wages alone.
" It was a very positive meeting, although nothing was agreed, '' said a source close to the player." Kaka wants a five-year contract and wages of£ 135, 000 a week. He is very keen to join United and these are figures that are within United's pay structure.
" It's up to them what happens now. ''
The Brazilian midfielder's representatives held talks with United yesterday about a summer switch from AC Milan. They discussed personal terms, which would total £35million in wages alone.
" It was a very positive meeting, although nothing was agreed, '' said a source close to the player." Kaka wants a five-year contract and wages of£ 135, 000 a week. He is very keen to join United and these are figures that are within United's pay structure.
" It's up to them what happens now. ''
It'd be hilarous if there was actually some truth to the story. But the media really are a bunch of spanners. If they had bothered to read the thread, they'd realise the whole article was a fake. Muppets the lot of em.
Oh credit to Red Richio as well. He promised us that he'd link it to his football website and he didn't let us down. I think it was lifted from his website initially. Anyway, this proves that newspapers only care about making money. There's not much going on in the football world this week, which is why they've latched on to this story.
I woke up with my dad saying the papers were saying were signing Kaka....he was very disapointed when I told him about this thread, he still thinks there is some truth to it though This is legen.. wait for it.. dary.. Legendary.
It's being mentioned on Football Focus!!!!!!
Lawro thinks it could be on!
Lawro thinks it could be on!
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