Moyes confirms he's leaving Everton

[Revan]

What in all that is holy did I just read??


Also, why isn't Phelan Fedo?

That's actually beautiful.

I don't know if the poster who wrote (or copy/paste from somewhere else) is a manc or not, but it is good written.

There are a few Scousers who are saying that RAWK goes into meltdown next May will have a lot of material from that page, but the general consensus is that he is our Souness.

Sir Moyes, prove the critics wrong!

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

Moyes, Moyes, Moyes!
How do you like me? How do you like me?
Moyes, Moyes, Moyes!
Why don't you like me? Nobody likes me...

He does have a bit of Moe Syzlak about him doesn't he? I hope his touchline demands involve threats such as gouging out eyeballs and ramming stools down throats.

 

[gaz1185]

Nope, still Thank You Sir Alex!

Yeah thay've taken it down straight away, I'm still on the actual link, it's just a app to leave a personal message to welcome Moyes.

 

[Stobzilla]

OT to be renamed...Moyes Tavern

 

[Trigg]

Who do you think built the team he managed? Every one of the Everton squad was one of his purchases or someone he brought through.


He's got a style of play, there's no denying it. With a bit of luck it will be successful when taken to the next level with our calibre of players.

He's still limited to the type of player he can attract though isn't he? He's not going to get the top quality footballer while at Everton with all due respect to Everton. They neither offer top dollar or the chance for silverware so he's had to do the best with what he can get if you know what I mean?

 

[77]

Dave Moyes Dave Moyes
What you gonna do?
Davey is a Red and he used to be a blue

Dave Moyes Dave Moyes.

 

[rednev]

Hey Moyes (MOYES!), you used to manage Everton and you're from Scotland
But now you manage United now that Fergie's gone
Moyes (MOYES), you have blue eyes and so did Fergie
But all that matters is the football, so please don't ruin our club
Moyes (MOYES), manager of United
Moyes.

Moyes (MOYES!)

 

[RedSky]

So we've not actually had any confirmation yet from the club this is happening... it's all coming from Everton at the moment right?

 

[Revan]

When us fans find United in trouble, David Moyes comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, victory
And in my hour of darkness, Chelsea and City are above me
David Moyes says again, victory
Victory, victory, victory, victory
Whisper words of wisdom victory

 

[kps88]

BBC chief sports correspondent Dan Roan on BBC News

"I have spoken to someone on the inside at Old Trafford who says an announcement should be coming soon."

 

[Damien]

So we've not actually had any confirmation yet from the club this is happening... it's all coming from Everton at the moment right?

Yeah, though our official facebook page has posted a few banners welcoming Moyes as the new United manager, so yeah.

 

[Cina]

Oh, oh-oh I got eyes that keep on bulgin'
Oh, oh-oh I got eyes that keep on bulgin'
I'm a lonely Moyes
I'm a lonely Moyes
Oh, oh-oh I got eyes that keep on bulgin', bulgin', bulgin'

 

[Ludens the Red]

Oh, oh-oh I got eyes that keep on bulgin'
Oh, oh-oh I got eyes that keep on bulgin'
I'm a lonely Moyes
I'm a lonely Moyes
Oh, oh-oh I got eyes that keep on bulgin', bulgin', bulgin'

you clown

 

[RedSky]

Yeah, though our official facebook page has posted a few banners welcoming Moyes as the new United manager, so yeah.

Then again, the facebook page will no doubt be run by a muppet who has about as much information as we do. So yeah. Until it's confirmed by the club it's not official.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Shite.

 

[Annihilate Now!]

The songs on this page are class as is this

Hey Gill, Hey Moyes
Superstar exodus...
Here we go!

 

[Damien]

Then again, the facebook page will no doubt be run by a muppet who has about as much information as we do. So yeah. Until it's confirmed by the club it's not official.

You'll eventually come to accept it.

 

[RedSky]

You'll eventually come to accept it.

After a few months!

 

[Wumminator]

Welcome Big Dave.

Look forward to your upcoming success!

 

[Cina]

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch are you sure that's not Gollum
Fellaini and Gibson - very very frightening me
Moyesy, Moyesy,
Moyesy, Moyesy,
Moyesy Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just an ugly boy and no club wants me
He's just an ugly boy from a small club you see
Spare us our club from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - for feck sake Moyesy just say no!

 

[The Neviller]

Can someone PM me when it's confirmed so I can swiftly log off in a huff?

Cheers.

 

[Theon]

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch are you sure that's not Gollum
Fellaini and Gibson - very very frightening me
Moyesy, Moyesy,
Moyesy, Moyesy,
Moyesy Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just an ugly boy and no club wants me
He's just an ugly boy from a small club you see
Spare us our club from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - for feck sake Moyesy just say no!

 

[Revan]

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch are you sure that's not Gollum
Fellaini and Gibson - very very frightening me
Moyesy, Moyesy,
Moyesy, Moyesy,
Moyesy Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just an ugly boy and no club wants me
He's just an ugly boy from a small club you see
Spare us our club from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - for feck sake Moyesy just say no!

You joker!

 

[Annihilate Now!]

There's a vacancy... in the neighbourhood... who ya gonna call?
DAVE MOYES!
That's a bit weird, is his record that good? Who do you want to call?
DAVE MOYES!

I ain't afraid of Longball
I ain't afraid of No Haul

I say again, now Fergie's left, who ya wanna call?
DAVE MOYES
Are you crazy man? Get Mourinho instead! Who ya wanna call?
DAVE MOYES

I ain't afraid of no Scot
I ain't afraid of 4th Spot


Moysing makes me feel good....

 

[Stretch]

I guess that's it. Of course, I will get behind the team and the boss but I can't lie and say I'm excited by this. I'm so underwhelmed by Moyes and fear an exodus of players. Let's hope that doesn't happen and that he keeps the squad together to have a shot at success.

 

[Cina]

There's a vacancy... in the neighbourhood... who ya gonna call?
DAVE MOYES!
That's a bit weird, is his record that good? Who do you want to call?
DAVE MOYES!

I ain't afraid of Longball
I ain't afraid of No Haul

I say again, now Fergie's left, who ya wanna call?
DAVE MOYES
Are you crazy man? Get Mourinho instead! Who ya wanna call?
DAVE MOYES

I ain't afraid of no Scot
I ain't afraid of 4th Spot


Moysing makes me feel good....

Surely deserves a spot in the dictionary.

 

[ha_rooney]

MUTV confirm Moyes as new manager

 

[Iron Stove]

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch are you sure that's not Gollum
Fellaini and Gibson - very very frightening me
Moyesy, Moyesy,
Moyesy, Moyesy,
Moyesy Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just an ugly boy and no club wants me
He's just an ugly boy from a small club you see
Spare us our club from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - for feck sake Moyesy just say no!

 

[ha_rooney]

Unanimously decided by the united board, recommendation of Sir Alex

6 year deal.

Starts 1st July.

 

[The Neviller]

MUTV confirm Moyes as new manager

I said by PM.

 

[Raven Blade]

Keep On, David Moyes, Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Win Some Cups
Keep On, David Moyes, Don't Stop
If We Rot, You Will Get The Chop

 

[Pexbo]

He's still limited to the type of player he can attract though isn't he? He's not going to get the top quality footballer while at Everton with all due respect to Everton. They neither offer top dollar or the chance for silverware so he's had to do the best with what he can get if you know what I mean?

I think you are mistaking "type" of player and "quality" of player as being the same thing.

Look at how Laudrup has Swansea playing on a smaller budget than Everton. That's down to the type of players he has rather than quality.