I'd say getting Kane would be more realistic. All Europe will be after Haaland, so we might try, but I'd absolutely love Kane here. We would still get 3 years at the top level performance from him.
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His injury record last few seasons is bit worrying.
Dreadful miss.
Or a superb block.
Or a superb block.
I'm not sure.
This is a 1-0 battering
Haaland is a Leeds fan. He would never go to United
Their partnership has been seriously good this season.
No, he would try to dribble Toby A. and would lose the ball along the way.
Former. No professional footballer should ever miss that.
Should've brought on Percy Tau.
Rashford would have put his foot on it, little shimmy, with Toby going flying then get down on his belly and head the ball in.
3 minutes until a Jose meltdown please hold on Brighton.
Without a shadow of a doubt, he'd have ended this a long time ago.
Is Bale playing?
Off just after halftime
Was. Got subbed. He was awful, just didn't look interested.
Nice to see that consistency return to his game.
Burn popping up so often on the left wing is one of the odder sights in football.
Yes. But golf.
FT
Jose well on the way to destroying the heart and soul of another football club.
Great win for Brighton all things considered.
Probably felt he could be somewhere practicing his putting. Get in. Well done Brighton.
There will still be people on the cafe who are gutted we didn't get him.
No way Mourinho will be their manager next season, but they'll leave him at least till the League Cup final.
What's the xG for this match?
Mou meltdown. 
To the Jose sackwatch thread.
That explains it, i knew i saw his name on the team sheet.
They'll do well to finish top 6 and qualify to Europe League.
Pathetic performance from Spurs. Nobody seems to care that's the worst thing. Players not playing for Jose and he is on borrowed time.
Shock result
Haaland is a football player and he will go wherever the trophies and money is. Messi is a Barca fan and he's damn near bankrupted the club.
Can’t wait for the post match interview.
Just remembering I put a fiver on Brighton
Just remembering I put a fiver on Brighton
Tottenham are a 1 man team. Without Kane they look absolutely awful, not even Son seems to play without him. Weird.
Heard Bale started, did he do anything of note?
I must not be great at hiding it but you’re both correct. I hate the waster.A
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Also, Brighton hadn't won at home in 7 months? Jeez.