Spurs fans experiencing what we went through with Jose, sucks the life outa football for you.
Premier League Gameweek 22
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
Add Scholes and Savage to that shit list. Awful line up.
I hope all the clueless cnuts who don't watch Mount play keep campaigning for him to do so as he is ruins attack after attack.
Spurs have been shite, it has to be said. Without Kane to make that great pass at the start of the counter attack, they’ve just got nothing at all. They’re lucky that Werner is bang out of form, a half decent striker would have put that game to bed for Chelsea.
Looking at the table, then looking at the form of the teams around them, you have to say Spurs look well out of the top four race. Not sure I even fancy them for top 6.
Looking at the table, then looking at the form of the teams around them, you have to say Spurs look well out of the top four race. Not sure I even fancy them for top 6.
The days of a dodgy third year from Jose are gone.
Now it's the start of year 2.
Good strategy - gets payoffs quicker
Now it's the start of year 2.
Good strategy - gets payoffs quicker
If I was a Spurs fan I would have turned it off by now that was fecking hideous. They sacked Poch for this.
Spurs stinking out the place.
The fact that Spurs are the home side as well. You would hope they would take the initiative.
No way Levy sacks him this soon, even though he should.
Mourinho’s mega contract means he’s bulletproof, for now anyway.
I like Robbie Savage (must be the only one), McManaman is a grade A cnut though
I am just glad I don't have to watch this evey week. I turned off, the game is so boring.
No chance of top 6, and they'll be lucky to make top 10 at this rate. I bet Harry Kane is loving it, at least Shearer won something before exchanging fighting for trophies for being a mid-table legend.
I actually like what Chelsea are doing. They'll grind a lot of wins while being comfortable as well with such possession system.
Can see them finishing top 4.
Can see them finishing top 4.
I thought bergweign was a decent signing, he looked quite good last year but this season, Christ on a bike he's been terrible. Zero output! Still not any worse than sissoko! That is spurs problem, too many solid but samey samey players. They need something different which is why I think Ali would make a different together with Lamela but clearly Jose doesn't fancy them.
This performance from Tottenham is one of the worst I’ve seen against us. Not a single clue how to attack.
How did this Spurs side score 6 past us again?
Sánchez a 42m Poch signing can't be worse surely.
They weren't scared then.
Sherwood: "They're playin as you would see in league one (referring to the long ball tactics)"
Hasselbaink (who's managing in league 1): "Yes, you do see that, although we play more football!"
Hasselbaink (who's managing in league 1): "Yes, you do see that, although we play more football!"
No way Levy is throwing away that money. And if Levy even indicates even a bit that he has lost faith in the Jose project, then Jose will get completely dirty and will do/tell anything to get himself sacked with a pretty big paycheck. He will not allow the clauses in his fat contract to kick in and make him go on the cheap.
Feck’s sake. Wasted valuable brain cells trying to make sense of such a cryptic comment.HT 0-1 Spurs getting panned by punditsSmall bet on a Spurs win and Jose shithousing to a 2-0 victory
United was way off the pace early season because of no pre season and the Martial red card turned the match into a feak encounter.
I think you're not giving enough credit to Tuchel, Spurs look totally clueless out there. I think it'll be a more interesting second half once they figure out how to track the front 3 of Mount, CHO and Werner.
Mount really is the key, if they can deal with him moving Sissoko and Dier all over the place, then they'll get a foothold in the game.
I suspect Jose being Jose will just tell Sissoko to man mark mount and not leave him under any circumstances and have another Spurs player do some extra defensive work covering the space Sissoko leaves behind.
He's not wrong, even Big Sam sets up his sides to be more progressive in fact it's only Mourinho that sets his teams up like thisSherwood: "They're playin as you would see in league one (referring to the long ball tactics)"
Hasselbaink (who's managing in league 1): "Yes, you do see that, although we play more football!"
makes absolutely no sense out of context. A shred of sense in itIt's like the teenage girl pining after the brooding badboy in a cheesy movie, we all think we'll be the one to change him then it turns out we're in a horror movie not a romantic comedy.
That half time analysis was brutal for Spurs.
Kane and Son started the season on fire. And Lamela and the ref stitched us up.
Brutal and honest.
It’s absolutely beautiful isn’t it? Watching Jose stink up spurs - I love the way they actually are blaming Jose for once, he never got blamed while at United and instead it was all the player/clubs fault.
The tears taste beautiful
The tears taste beautiful
Nah this is all on Spurs
Chelsea haven't been great, Tuchel hasn't done anything revolutionary, Spurs just aren't out there to play football. They're like 11 statues just watching the ball and staying in a shape
Spurs fans cannot be happy with this.
They've been absolutely fecking pathetic
They've been absolutely fecking pathetic
Spurs can’t play any worse
What should be concerning for Spurs is that Chelsea aren’t really even playing that well, this is what I used to hate about Mourinho, teams only had to be at 20% to beat us because of the style of play.
They aren't.
This is one of the worst performances I’ve ever seen in a big 6 game. Not a single clue how to even get up the pitch, and we all know nothing will change because Spurs are managed by Mourinho. Son and Kane need to be rescued in the summer; former looks absolutely helpless without Kane, and with poor teammates around him and absolutely no direction on how to go forward by the manager. Wouldn’t mind either here obviously.
In fairness we were coming out of a dreadful relationship, they were moving on from someone who'd done right by them for a long time.
Good analogy.