Premier League Gameweek 34 (which is not the same as gameweek 35)

[top1whoisman]

Saturday 29 April
12:30 Crystal Palace vs West Ham (BT)
15:00 Brentford vs Nottingham
15:00 Brighton vs Wolves

Sunday 30 April
14:00 Bournemouth vs Leeds
14:00 Fulham vs Man City (Sky)
14:00 United vs Aston Villa
14:00 Newcastle vs Southampton
16:30 Liverpool vs Tottenham (Sky)

Monday 1 May
20:00 Leicester vs Everton (Sky)

Tuesday 2 May
20:00 Arsenal vs Chelsea (Sky)

Wednesday 3 May
20:00 Liverpool vs Fulham
20:00 Man City vs West Ham (Sky)

Thursday 4 May
20:00 Brighton vs United (Sky)

Spoiler: League table

 

[sullydnl]

Not exactly a stellar day of fixtures, is it?

 

[duffer]

First weekend for a while where Chelsea don't lose. Get in!

 

[DRJosh]

If we get our act together, there's a chance we could snag 3rd spot.

 

[top1whoisman]

First weekend for a while where Chelsea don't lose. Get in!

Second weekend in a row without Chelsea playing?

 

[duffer]

Second weekend in a row without Chelsea playing?

Chelsea haven't played football for months.

 

[top1whoisman]

Chelsea haven't played football for months.

Fair enough. You should get another manager in. Maybe make Ashley Cole an interim.

 

[duffer]

Fair enough. You should get another manager in. Maybe make Ashley Cole an interim.

Unless we try to beat the record (Palermo with 9 in a season) then there's no point.

 

[Ole'sgunnarwin]

Saturday user to be the best day of football. It's the worst day in that line-up.

 

[top1whoisman]

Unless we try to beat the record (Palermo with 9 in a season) then there's no point.

You can do it! I have faith in you.

 

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[DomesticTadpole]

Soucek scores. 1-0 WHU.

 

[Nickosaur]

Some clearance by Olise there

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Some clearance by Olise there

Just listening to it on radio while doing other things. Was it not very good?

 

[Nickosaur]

Just listening to it on radio while doing other things. Was it not very good?

He just heads it back down into the six yard box, really odd

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Ayew scores. 1-1.

 

[duffer]

I'd fine Ayew a months salary for getting that yellow card.

 

[Nickosaur]

Olise redeems himself with that assist.

 

[Gandalf Greyhame]

What a great finish, what a stupid yellow.

 

[duffer]

I bet Zouma is a feline a bit of pain there.

 

[Gandalf Greyhame]

I hope I have things that make me as happy as that goal did for Roy when I'm 76.

Wait, first I hope to see 76 in a healthy state.

 

[Shane88]

Why take your shirt off to celebrate when you're just wearing another sports shirt underneath it?

 

[Scorpy]

Palace’s change of fortunes in such short space of time just shows you how poor a manager Vieira is.

 

[Gandalf Greyhame]

Why take your shirt off to celebrate when you're just wearing another sports shirt underneath it?

If he'd taken that off as well - would he have gotten a second yellow?
What if he had three layers, and he took them all off one by one?
Would the ref wait and card the second one and send him off or would all shirt-offs in one go count as a single card?
If its the latter, can he put on more shirts and them all off again and get sent off the next time he scores in the same game?
What if he didn't score but still celebrated something (a throw-in, get in!) by taking off his shirt?

Meanwhile, Zaha scores the easiest tap in you'll see today. Palace in the lead.

 

[DJ Jeff]

If he'd taken that off as well - would he have gotten a second yellow?
What if he had three layers, and he took them all off one by one?
Would the ref wait and card the second one and send him off or would all shirt-offs in one go count as a single card?
If its the latter, can he put on more shirts and them all off again and get sent off the next time he scores in the same game?
What if he didn't score but still celebrated something (a throw-in, get in!) by taking off his shirt?

Meanwhile, Zaha scores the easiest tap in you'll see today. Palace in the lead.

and nearly missed it

 

[DomesticTadpole]

3-1.

 

[Gandalf Greyhame]

and nearly missed it

He went from two feet off the left post in front of an empty net to a ricochet off right post.

Every time I post, Palace score. 3-1 now. West Ham collapsing like a Spurs side in a top four race.

 

[tenpoless]

That Palace manager looks like he is ready manage a top team one day. Maybe Liverpool.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Antonio makes it 3-2.

 

[Catt]

3-2

 

[Zebs]

3-2 Antonio

 

[SilentWitness]

Soucek had quite the purple patch didn’t he.

 

[Santos J]

Such a weird game in the sense that's it's been absolute shite but there's been 5 goals in just over half an hour

 

[Gandalf Greyhame]

If West Ham go down, we should steal both Rice and Antonio on the cheap.

Edit: Well, everytime I post, someone scores. 3-2, Antonio.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

If West Ham go down, we should steal both Rice and Antonio on the cheap.

Edit: Well, everytime I post, someone scores. 3-2, Antonio.

They are lucky they won a couple of games to give them a bit of a gap. They are banking on this and winning the Europa Conference League to guarantee them Europa League group stages next season.

 

[PoTMS]

If West Ham go down, we should steal both Rice and Antonio on the cheap.

Edit: Well, everytime I post, someone scores. 3-2, Antonio.

Absolutely not. He's not good enough for West Ham, what makes you think he's good enough for us?

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Absolutely not. He's not good enough for West Ham, what makes you think he's good enough for us?

...and nobody will be stealing Rice. He will cost a fortune.

 

[Gandalf Greyhame]

Absolutely not. He's not good enough for West Ham, what makes you think he's good enough for us?

Would be better than WW.

Edit: Never mind. That failed skill move was enough to make me see the folly of my ways.

 

[GaryLifo]

Olise is a player I'd like at United. Him and Antony could compete to play on the right