"I got the ball" as screamed by 1,000 park football nutters each week leaving their victim absolutely ruined
Premier League matchweek 36 (may 5th-may 10th)
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
Son chance
That was one weird-ass situation.
What has happened to our defence in this game, all over the shop. Need to go three at the back and get dembele on
Lovely jubbly
Reminds me of us. Adrián playing like Superman.
Dier waving for handball What an idiot.
What an idiot.Nice shot, tbh.
Even West Ham are doing better than us against Tottenham 
I get this slight suspicion you're one of these absolutely one eyed fans
Why has Poch persisted with the double pivot of Wanyama and Dier recently?
Well this is a massive test of our mentality now, are we old spurs or new spurs. The next 25 mins will dictate it. Fair to say I'm crapping myself.
Dembele carrying an injury
Poch looks a broken man
So it is established that West Ham are official party poopers
Aren't we all?I get this slight suspicion you're one of these absolutely one eyed fans
Remember how Kyle Walker is in the PL team of the year? Yeah...
West Ham, such game raisers!!!
1-0 Lanzini
Some of us are fairly decent at admitting when we're crap, or when 100s of different angles show our player has done a bit of a dodgy challenge.
Feck is this Spurs side? So much space left behind their defence.
Not used to seeing them like this.
Not used to seeing them like this.
His head has gone, shocking tonight
Have you seen the thread about Rashford's dive?
Nice to see Spurs bottling it again.
Ideal, Tottenham's title chances over just before we play them, meaning they can go on cruise control?So it is established that West Ham are official party poopers
No, I didn't think so either!
Chelsea could win the league as early as next Friday if West Ham win today, meaning Spurs would have nothing to play for against us at WHL (other than the fact that it's their last ever game there).
I've not been following what's been going on with him, has he been benched recently because he wants to leave? Or has his form just gone to shit?
Janssen just came on, shit just got realz.
I hope you do it
Janssen coming on....Spurs needs a goal and they are making a defensive sub.
I'll admit it could have been easily deemed a foul, I'm under p here dude! You know how it is
Jesus Christ, that "defending" has made my eyes bleed.
Terrible isn't it
Great save
Calleri couldn't score in a whorehouse with a briefcase full of money.
Spurs won't score now....
What a chance for Calleri - nice save by Lloris
- nice save by LlorisSpurs
Why don't have they have more balls? Kinda ridiculous