Don’t worry, soon it will all be overJust stopdon’t you think we have suffered enough in recent months?
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Were there any Felix to Atletico Madrid rumours 10 days ago? I can't remember any yet golden blunder posted with assertion that Felix is off to Spain.
So did that Spoofex on Reddit. Would be some plot twist, Golden Blunder was Spoofex all along.
I love those gossips @golden_blunder .
Sad for Bruno, I think he is a good option to partner with Pogba for the midfield. Lukaku, I wonder why we would want to keep him, he doesn't want to run and control the ball better!
.Sad for Bruno, I think he is a good option to partner with Pogba for the midfield. Lukaku, I wonder why we would want to keep him, he doesn't want to run and control the ball better!
You already gave away too much now. We will be looking at all female staff at United now!
Wait what? Why are they doing this, that's too much...
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We’ve fecking peaked!!!
I just started trying to wade through the transfer thread over there and got excited because something big is happening between 12 and 5 today. My excitement cooled when I realized it was already 4:15 over there in the UK and the ITK posting this said that it didn't actually mean an announcement or anything happening and we may not know what it is at all. I am thinking probably one of the staff is having a birthday and they ordered her a cake to arrive between 12 and 5 but unless de Ligt pops out of it I am disappointed.
Haha feck me they really are desperate for any kind of muppet fix over there
Yes, the papers linked him to Atletico and even then it felt like their interest were stronger and more genuine than ours. Pretty much 99% of the thigns spoofex posted were also reported by various tabloids like the sun, mirror, express. The ones that seem exclusive were the things that he made up like Rojo being converted to DM, Mata's contract situation.
They're questioning if it's legit because GB said we're after 2 CBs. Then someone said "Considering Spoofex himself said it as well."
Your man Spoofex has officially bowed out, stating that his source obviously doesn't have the haps on what's going on and that its best he stops providing updates - also said that there'll be an official Spoofex roast
It's been real (well actually it's been fake but that's not a phrase)
It's been real (well actually it's been fake but that's not a phrase)
So he has found another way to get attention.
All of his fans are defending him 
he’s took them all for a ride
he’s took them all for a ride FFS
Look at the fecking desperation of his followers who are begging him to continue, telling him it might all come true, and honouring him for his efforts.
It’s cult behaviour at its absolute worst.
He’s still dropping info saying that his source says De Ligt should be done by Wednesday
Does anyone know where he is even from? I think he said something like Surrey or something but I can't remember.
"MdL - *tIcK EmOjI*"
The guy was a complete farce from day one. The gullible desperados at that site lapped it all up like flies around shit.
The guy was a complete farce from day one. The gullible desperados at that site lapped it all up like flies around shit.
This tops the juventuz's di culo stuff
They're literally banning folk (including me) for mocking their "ITK" bollocks.
Absolutely dreadful subreddit and "moderation". Toxic and delusional. Like a cult.
Absolutely dreadful subreddit and "moderation". Toxic and delusional. Like a cult.
Reddit fanbase is actually RAWK level.
Really? Oh no, I’ll not sleep tonight
I left it sharpish after I got hounded with ridiculous comments and downvoted into oblivion simply for saying Valencia hasn't performed that great for us. I think most of them must be those you see commenting on United Facebook posts.
Some kid deleted his tweet but he live recorded contacting Deligt's girlfriend's 15 year old cousin on intagram, who said he is looking for houses in France. Probably confirms what everyone suspects he's going uber eats.
How is the subreddit so dead? Says they have 165k subscribers but in the last 11 hours there's been 10 submissions?
Mods are quite strict on quality control these days, which is fair enough, stops the rubbish like the Sun clogging the main page like on r/soccer where basically any old news article is allowed to be posted.
I disagreed with someone who claimed Smalling is "world class", and with the hostility I received, you'd think I just threatened to burn down an orphanage.
Fair enough but surely there's more than 11 quality submissions in the last 10 hours? Esp from 165k people
haha it's a strange place alright.
I had the same thing on redcafe, actually. Got banned for bumping that Smalling thread saying he was best defender in PL.
Edit: And with Cleverley, actually. Fans on here are worse than there
You got a ban for saying Smalling was the best defender in the PL?I had the same thing on redcafe, actually. Got banned for bumping that Smalling thread saying he was best defender in PL.
Edit: And with Cleverley, actually. Fans on here are worse than there
2019. The year diarm finally had something to vote for in the Best Banning award.
How is he ruthless enough ? He’s got rid of nobody?
It’s his local currency.