DomesticTadpole
Doom-monger obsessed with Herrera & the M.E.N.
There is that.Yeah, but Shaw still has the ability to play for Manchester United.
There is that.Yeah, but Shaw still has the ability to play for Manchester United.
You're right - he needs a break. Can you take him to Madrid?Rooney is everywhere in the forum.Give the guy a break,the Liverpool fans must be enjoying the reading
Here it is, mate:
Rooneys lost aggression down to hair transplant medication?
Right, this may sound absolutely idiotic, but there is some science here. When people have hair transplants, they are usually given medication, to stop more hairs falling out. One of medications is called propecia (finasteride)
One of the side effects of this drug is low testosterone symptoms, it works by blocking the conversion of testosterone to DHT. DHT is the hormone responsible for attacking the hair on the scalp, DHT is responsible for all things male too.. aggression, mood, erections, sex drive
thoughts?
Unfortunately we are not in 2010 .Maybe Paris in summer?You're right - he needs a break. Can you take him to Madrid?
Here it is, mate:
Unfortunately we are not in 2010 .Maybe Paris in summer?
cant even remember the last time he had an erection on the pitch. 2010?
It's definitely a hard one to remember.cant even remember the last time he had an erection on the pitch. 2010?
These were my favourites. Total opposites, but I'm sure they have been used to explain Rooney's current form.And that's leaving out:
Lack of confidence
Too much confidence
He is not good enough to go to Paris.Unfortunately we are not in 2010 .Maybe Paris in summer?
With his footballing inability right now, I'm starting to think that it might be Rooney who's pregnant.And that's leaving out:
His wife's pregnancy
Hair drugs making him impotent
Laser pens
Mothman
Lack of confidence
Too much confidence
Loch Ness Monster
His wife's 365 holidays per year
Coconut allergy
Ok so I made some of these up
With his footballing inability right now, I'm starting to think that it might be Rooney who's pregnant.
It's almost as if he's been a 2 tonne rock tied to our ankles ever since the season started and we're outright refusing to cut the string, huh?Another thread on him.
Hehe.
I'm going against the current right now. I think Rooney isn't particularly finished yet. He may not be a 30-goal (or even a 20-goal) a season striker anymore.
But I think he still has the vision but his body can't cope with it..
What he needs right now is a personal coach. Not just on the physical, but more on the mental side.
Athletes like Agassi and Serena Williams made comebacks after having their own personal coaches. It may cost a fortune but Rooney's got the money to burn, plus he doesn't waste his money on gambling and brothels anymore.
Now how do we get this message to Rooney.
Hmmm...
I really checked about this in Internet now. Weird, and seems like some people actually suffer from this.you forgot Anatidaephobia - fear of being stared at by a duck
...You seriously saying we need Tony Fecking Robbins to get Rooney to walk over hot coals?
Feck.
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/to-moderators.214651/
This surely has to be a wind up. If it is it's a good one.
Edit: Another one of your threads:
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/horse-placenta-for-falcao.398681/
I like your style....
These are indeed classic threads...