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Rooney needs a Personal Coach.
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Rooney is everywhere in the forum.Give the guy a break,the Liverpool fans must be enjoying the reading 
You're right - he needs a break. Can you take him to Madrid?Rooney is everywhere in the forum.Give the guy a break,the Liverpool fans must be enjoying the reading
Unfortunately we are not in 2010You're right - he needs a break. Can you take him to Madrid?
.Maybe Paris in summer?However, I have to say, I think that is an accurate description of what that medication can do....
Whether or not it's happened to Rooney though is another matter
Colleen is pregnant so things can't be too bad I guessUnfortunately we are not in 2010
Edit - I don't even think they'd want him
cant even remember the last time he had an erection on the pitch. 2010?
It's definitely a hard one to remember.
we need more Rooney thread.
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Shaw is 19, rooney is 30
Get David Blaine to shove him in a box for 44 days. That will help him mentally and give the team a break from him.
He need to bet more involved. He should release the ball MUCH faster than what he does today. He had a couple of great runs against Palace and should have scored at least once. If his body is not up for it anymore it's time to change the game. He's not good enough to be a midfielder - so end of that discussion please. I wish he could do more explosive training at the moment.
Maybe he can borrow some of Moyes' self help books
I think he needs a 3 week holiday in Dubai to recharge batteries.
These were my favourites. Total opposites, but I'm sure they have been used to explain Rooney's current form.
He is not good enough to go to Paris.Unfortunately we are not in 2010
But...I do hear the weather is nice in Turkey...
With his footballing inability right now, I'm starting to think that it might be Rooney who's pregnant.
Martinez
It's almost as if he's been a 2 tonne rock tied to our ankles ever since the season started and we're outright refusing to cut the string, huh?
This surely has to be a wind up. If it is it's a good one.
Edit: Another one of your threads:
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/horse-placenta-for-falcao.398681/
I like your style....
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I really checked about this in Internet now. Weird, and seems like some people actually suffer from this.
Hehe. If he doesn't get past the hot coals, at least he'll be out due to injury to his feet
.https://www.redcafe.net/threads/to-moderators.214651/
This surely has to be a wind up. If it is it's a good one.
Edit: Another one of your threads:
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/horse-placenta-for-falcao.398681/
I like your style....
This one's the best.
He needs a time machine.
He needs dropping. Maybe then we'll improve as a team and the other players will get a look-in as far as threads are concerned.
Rooney needs to leave. He's not good enough for this level anymore
Rooney needs a foot....up his arse
Obviously everyone here forgot that Giggs does Yoga...
Rooney needs a first touch, some pace, and a new hair transplant, then to be sold.
These are indeed classic threads...
I can't take this post serious as I just keep getting distracted by the view of James Corden being Rooney's personal trainer.
Wazza needs some razzmatazz
I told you so, he scored a goal, he's back, you better believe it, you better believe it, we gonna win the league!
Van Gaal on Rooney's latest performances:
Had to post this somewhere...
Had to post this somewhere...
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