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The Caf's Ezza.
1990 was 50 years agoI am guessing its going to be just as good as the first one. Only that have changed is me, sadly
1990 was 50 years agoI am guessing its going to be just as good as the first one. Only that have changed is me, sadly
Its great value for a movie like this as you know what youre getting.Thank you. I'm ignoring the negative Nancy's above. It's only supposed to be a bit of fun.
Shut up.The first Space Jam film was an absolute heap of shite but I suppose it's inevitable that we see millennial nostalgia increasingly mined for cash. Bah and indeed humbug.
The first film was a cynical 88 minute ad derived from two shorter but no less cynical ads, helmed by a commercials director who would never again direct a film and starring a sports star with zero acting talent who needed positive PR. It was rightly panned by critics who saw it for the cynical cash-grab it was, the phrase "brand synergy" turned into a poorly made kids film. Oh and R. Kelly was a nonce too.
Unfortunately those who were kids at the time had their unformed minds pummelled into submission by an unprecedented merchandising blitz. Your childhood is a lie, your imaginations were bought by the Air Jordan brand. Repent ye sinners.
See, that's why the film will suck: the theme song is unlikely to sound like that today.
It'll be all tiktok dances and Cardi B's arseSee, that's why the film will suck: the theme song is unlikely to sound like that today.
Tuuuuune
OK, that's it, I'm boycotting this.It'll be all tiktok dances and Cardi B's arse