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It is actually cancer, but we use it as fecking. So you can also use it to emphasize something as in "that's fecking awesome".

It's actually a verb as well, "kankeren" is a form of complaining. That's the only non frowned upon version of it. I also think kanker in Dutch is worse than fecking in English.

We use lots of diseases as swear words.
That's interesting. What other examples are there apart from kankeren?
 

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I don't see how it is good to use violence against words. There are lot of stupid, ignorant people. Turn the other cheek or just say something back. But don't use violence.
 

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That's interesting. What other examples are there apart from kankeren?
'Tering' (a word for tuberculosis) and 'tyfus' (typhoid) used to be very common, but they probably sound a bit old-fashioned now. I've heard some others used, but only very rarely. Not sure what else outside 'kanker' actually, come to think of it.
 

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'Tering' (a word for tuberculosis) and 'tyfus' (typhoid) used to be very common, but they probably sound a bit old-fashioned now. I've heard some others used, but only very rarely. Not sure what else outside 'kanker' actually, come to think of it.
Tering, tyfus, cholera, aids, pokken, polio.

Maybe it's worse in de randstad :wenger:
 

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Tons of Norwegians of a certain age learned some Dutch swearing because of a rap song called Watskeburt, apparently released in 2005 by a group called De Jeugd van Tegenwoordig. Misheard lyrics was all the rage for a while, and this one was hard to beat. 'Kreft', Norwegian for cancer/kanker, was reasonably common as a curse word (maybe still is), and it might be a tiny bit because of this song.


Video is somewhat nsfw.
 

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Wasn't Ten Hag interested in Brobbey? He doesn't seem to score often, maybe he has other attributes that could help us?
He has 0.71 goals per 90 minutes, putting him in the 96th percentile of strikers across Europe (Source: Fbref). This seems a pretty odd criticism of him.
 

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Tons of Norwegians of a certain age learned some Dutch swearing because of a rap song called Watskeburt, apparently released in 2005 by a group called De Jeugd van Tegenwoordig. Misheard lyrics was all the rage for a while, and this one was hard to beat. 'Kreft', Norwegian for cancer/kanker, was reasonably common as a curse word (maybe still is), and it might be a tiny bit because of this song.


Video is somewhat nsfw.
Jesus this song is 18 years ago. They were a huge hit here with many more strange songs.
 

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Tering, tyfus, cholera, aids, pokken, polio.

Maybe it's worse in de randstad :wenger:
Right, aids and polio! Those feel old-school though, especially polio (I can imagine 'krijg aids' ('get aids') better); but then I haven't been around for over a decade anyway. I don't remember having heard cursing with cholera or pokken (smallpox); I basically know pokken only from the Zwolle crew using it in like Microphone Colossus 2 as a positive adjective ('pokke-FTG'), so maybe that's your Randstad advantage. (Well, 'advantage'. ;) ) My hometown go-to is 'kut' for anything and everything. (It literally means 'cnut', but it's a little less harsh and used mostly as a negative adjective and expletive.)
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Tons of Norwegians of a certain age learned some Dutch swearing because of a rap song called Watskeburt, apparently released in 2005 by a group called De Jeugd van Tegenwoordig. Misheard lyrics was all the rage for a while, and this one was hard to beat. 'Kreft', Norwegian for cancer/kanker, was reasonably common as a curse word (maybe still is), and it might be a tiny bit because of this song.


Video is somewhat nsfw.
Christ, Watskebeurt made it big in Norway?! :lol: Its lyrics are hard to get even for Dutch people not from their scene - or parts were for me, anyway. Looks like the only disease-related curse in there is 'kanker' though.
 

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Right, aids and polio! Those feel old-school though, especially polio (I can imagine 'krijg aids' ('get aids') better); but then I haven't been around for over a decade anyway. I don't remember having heard cursing with cholera or pokken (smallpox); I basically know pokken only from the Zwolle crew using it in like Microphone Colossus 2 as a positive adjective ('pokke-FTG'), so maybe that's your Randstad advantage. (Well, 'advantage'. ;) ) My hometown go-to is 'kut' for anything and everything. (It literally means 'cnut', but it's a little less harsh and used mostly as a negative adjective and expletive.)

Christ, Watskebeurt made it big in Norway?! :lol: Its lyrics are hard to get even for Dutch people not from their scene - or parts were for me, anyway. Looks like the only disease-related curse in there is 'kanker' though.
"Pokkenventje" or something in that light is quite common if a bit old school.

"Vuile aidshond" is something you hear in and around The Hague.
 

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"Pokkenventje" or something in that light is quite common if a bit old school.

"Vuile aidshond" is something you hear in and around The Hague.
Oooh, that's a nice one! Well, 'vuile aidshond' is ('tyfushond' has a similar feel); 'pokkenventje' sounds vaguely nice even, maybe something Flemish mums say to their babies: 'mijn lieve kleine pokkenventje'. Bring it on, Flanders.
 

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Oooh, that's a nice one! Well, 'vuile aidshond' is ('tyfushond' has a similar feel); 'pokkenventje' sounds vaguely nice even, maybe something Flemish mums say to their babies: 'mijn lieve kleine pokkenventje'. Bring it on, Flanders.
Yeah pokkenventje isn't that bad. Definitely more lighthearted than aidshond, which is quite awful.
 

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Christ, Watskebeurt made it big in Norway?! :lol: Its lyrics are hard to get even for Dutch people not from their scene - or parts were for me, anyway. Looks like the only disease-related curse in there is 'kanker' though.
'Big' is a bit strong, you wouldn't hear them on the radio or anything. It was an online phenomenon, probably mostly among adolescents, but for a good while everyone I knew listened to this. It also still comes up from time to time, but rarely.

In English both cancer and aids are pretty popular words, at least online, but it's pretty different from my impression of the Dutch way. It's almost always restricted to calling someone or something by the name of the disease, you don't get the disease+noun combo. In Norwegian it's also mostly like that, but sometimes a little more adventurous.
 

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Feel like thread title should be adjusted to say *punches racist fan
Actually, Berghuis' management came out with a statement and mentioned nothing about the racist remarks against Brobbey and said he lost his head after being repeatedly insulted himself. So it's a bit unclear again.
 

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'Tering' (a word for tuberculosis) and 'tyfus' (typhoid) used to be very common, but they probably sound a bit old-fashioned now. I've heard some others used, but only very rarely. Not sure what else outside 'kanker' actually, come to think of it.
They may have lost a bit of their menace, being so old.

Tering, tyfus, cholera, aids, pokken, polio.

Maybe it's worse in de randstad :wenger:
Aids did spring to mind. Not sure how well it translates directly if Aids is replacing fecking. We'd have to say something like you aids-riddled cnut as an insult in English.
 

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He has 0.71 goals per 90 minutes, putting him in the 96th percentile of strikers across Europe (Source: Fbref). This seems a pretty odd criticism of him.
According to wikipedia he scored just 14 goals in all competitions this season which is very low for the Eredivisie.
 

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Am under the impression this thread mainly teaches to curse in Dutch. Which is an evergreen, so will add the classic in Switzerland is Zurich Kloten airport.
 

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The player has been offered* a three match ban (2 + 1 probational) by the FA.


* "given", but pending potential appeal not yet sentenced.
 

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Accepted his 3 match ban for the punch. Still not cleared up what was actually said.
 

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3 matches seems like not a lot. Cantona got 9 months for booting that geezer.

Any context as to why it's only 3?
 

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3 matches seems like not a lot. Cantona got 9 months for booting that geezer.
By all accounts Cantona was severly provoked by racist and familial themed abuse.

With the politically correct society we now live in, you'd think that would be taken more into account.