Miami … Scotland … what’s the difference?In Miami maybe
Terribly dressed footballers
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I assume you've been to neither if you're asking that
Fun fact, keistering is a necessary skill for both the wealthy and the poor (prison people) for widely differing reasons.
People going out for a night on the town in t-shirts and mini skirts is a poor choice of dress. That man is a suave murfecking peacock.
Agree about the phone but that cuts close to the bone. Always annoying when it sticks out.
True, but wasn't he going for a team meeting at what looks like the bar at a glorified non-league football club?
Yeah fair
For me it’s the pants. Wear leggings at that point just looks so off
Sometimes your phone is too big to put in the jacket's internal pockets. Also, it can destroy the lines in the chest pockets so if you don't have a lower internal pocket then it's got to go somewhere.
That said in those scenarios I would put it in te back pocket of the trousers, not the front.
Otherwise, it's a very good look. Just because it's winter in Scotland doesn't mean he's terribly dressed like the other footballers in the thread. Inappropriately perhaps but not terribly.
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Was watching the interview on sky sports news and thinking who is this fecking idiot. He’s vegan though so expected ……
Frankly ? Summer, open garden wedding type.
I think it's the setting, in miserable Scotland it doesn't work, in Miami Beach it does
Might look ok on a 20 something years old, not someone pushing 60. There's no fool like an old fool.
He’s vegan though so expected ……
What's wrong with vegans?
He’s vegan though so expected ……
Big Dunc is a vegan?
Always had him down as a steak n' chips sort of fella.
(A steak, chips n' two bottles of Johnnie Walker fella, actually - but you know what I mean.)
Always had him down as a steak n' chips sort of fella.
(A steak, chips n' two bottles of Johnnie Walker fella, actually - but you know what I mean.)
Looks like he has co-ordinated his nail polish with his neck wear. Wonder how many times Big Dunc nearly stuck the nut on him.
I kind of dig that
I don't want it that waySeems to be the prevailing style is "90's boyband"
Neutrals are definitely back in and have been for a while now. Big fan personally as everything you own can go with anything else.
Can't believe they play for us
Much better than those cringe tight jeans from years back.
Can't believe they play for us
I legitimately came into this thread to post those Rice and Havertz images and make this boyband gag. To see Shaw give it a crack too made it even better.
Looks like a fake gas engineer about to shoot a low quality porn scene.
East 17Seems to me the prevailing style is "90's boyband"
When I was younger I refused to believe my parents when they told me that fashion is cyclical. I considered certain styles to be so ugly that a comeback seemed inconceivable. Then Gen Z came along.
To me it looks like a real gas engineer asked to shoot a high quality porn scene
Kev back to work shooting a new series of Shameless.
That's so specific
Harsh on Arsenal
Shaw(n) is dressed like a hospital caretaker, has he been to see Martial.
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Michaels?