That Torres Miss

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So there I was, Row F, behind the goal at Old Trafford watching Torres go round De Gea wondering if he would score.

And then it hit me.
 

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When you sit in Row F and the ball hits you head
That's a Torres
When you go clean on goal, then you feel like an asshole
That's a Torres
 

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Jesus, that was even worse than Torres' miss...
 

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:lol:

True, let's all run behind the ball quickly. It was like a battle line, all 10 players running in a straight line towards the opposition goal
It reminded me of football in school: no positions, just everyone running after the ball like a bunch of headless chickens.
 

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Missing from open play a few yards out but I also recall two missed spot kicks that cost his side a championship.




1:30 is a carbon copy of Torres. Giggs is in there too, against Arsenal I think.
 

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the miss was terrible but the defending :lol::lol::lol::lol:
That's Tommy Doc's patented crazy offside trap, we used to do it every game, most entertaining offside trap ever, basically clear the ball and run like feck. Happy days!
 

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:lol: Love how he looks at the linesman hoping to see a flag.
 

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It wasn't anywhere near as bad as the one against us
 

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Too cowardly to risk injury in the act of scoring.
 

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Obviously not as bad as the one against us but that was still something that should be buried by any striker.
 

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The pass was nearly as bad. The keeper was covering well too.

But Torres still looks out of form.