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There’s literally zero credible candidate this year. One of the worst I can recall to be honest.
2017 - and that had joint winners, a man and woman.
Should've been Dani going. As soon as Karen said that Simba was maybe someone not worth listening to I knew he'd be going.
Was that not the case last year as well though?I thought Simba was alright. But 5 women in the final narrative was too good to miss.
Out of morbid curiosity I looked at that. All he’s ever done is sold fecking sweets and fifa points in school and then got a uni mate to set something up so he could sell club tickets and he gets on the apprentice! No wonder the show is shit these days.
The whole concept is daft. If you have a decent business, why hand over half of it to Alan Sugar? Just go to the bank and get a loan or something if you want to expand.Out of morbid curiosity I looked at that. All he’s ever done is sold fecking sweets and fifa points in school and then got a uni mate to set something up so he could sell club tickets and he gets on the apprentice! No wonder the show is shit these days.
He is Lord Sugar though?Hasn’t he given money to cake and sweet businesses twice now? It’s boring as feck.
Simba's was to do with care which I think is a great service but probably one not that profitable which is why he was booted over Dani. After listening to the business plans I called the final two. Despite Marnie's lack of experience in running a business I think they were impressed with her getting the funding and the business itself (location aside) and my heart says she'll win but my head says Rochelle for it likely being more profitable and experience.It's so boring now, I'd like to know what the men's business plans were
This is what worried me the most... That actual sporting /financial /governing bodies would give her money to do, what sounds like a really rubbish idea. You'd hope they exaggerated how shit her business plan was for the show.Cream of the crop
At least the boxer has done some groundwork and got additional funding secured. Actual business stuff basically. The hairdressers owner will probs win as it's less risky to just buy out half her business for £250k than take a chance on a startup.
Worse, to four of them. 2022, 2019, 2017, 2016. All sweets or cakes.Hasn’t he given money to cake and sweet businesses twice now? It’s boring as feck.
Completely agree, it's now just based on who he's decided will make him the most money - he's probably read the business plans, just the interviewers who haven't and decided who he wants to win. See Rochelle, who should have gone the past 2 weeks - oh look she's in the final that's why she didn't go!Genuinely awful business plans and awful representation of business women. I'm glad Karen made a couple of them cry.
It's obvious he'll go with Marnie. The fact that she has £350k loan (with I think half of it interest free) coming in makes her the safer option. They made a big deal about her not signing the lease, but in the bigger picture, that's pretty minor.
The show has gone stale. The general calibre of talent when £100k a year jobs were on offer was a lot higher.
Ok it was 2013 with “behind every project manager there is a Neil Clough” or “the right man with the wrong plan”, plus the posh cultured gaffeur and the two finalist goddess of me at 20yo , Dr Leah & Luisa. Thanks, youtube!!Highlights from the early 2010s years I was following this comedy gold: Baggs the Brand (RIP), the bald man at the interviews destroying a startup candidate showing up with hand-sketched logos, and a scouser gym-man smashing the process all along only to be fired because ill-suited (wtf??).
EDIT: just seen the 2023 pics … aaaaall punchable faces, as usual again