Jopub
From Barca to Orient - back down to earth with a b
I surely speak on behalf of every Gooner
Sincere apologies are due from us as I understand after last nights mercurial performance and drubbing of Sheffield Utd we will be condemned to abhorent world wide praise. It will come from journalists, radio, tv, the internet. No stone will be left unturned to award the accolades we will receive
I also apologise that it was not a Man Utd side that did this otherwise you would have been the recipients of this praise, although it has to be said had that been the case the praise would have indeed been justified
We did not want these kids, they just turned up at the Emirates with parental wishes that Arsene Wenger do the best by them he can. How dare they !
Unfortunately the coaching staff at Arsenal are reasonably knowledgeable and these wannabe superstars have applied their learning to such intense levels that they have ended up being quite good.......damn it
In realising how deeply upsetting thiis for members of Red Cafe I wish to make it clear Arsenal will be doing all they can in the future to make sure we turn out nobody younger than 42 and they will never be labelled as kids again
It is rumoured Arsenal will be making a press statement this morning that to the effect that last night's performance had in fact nothing to do with them (we have apparrently been sending them up for secret coaching at Man Utd)
Maybe thats why they played so well
Aaaaahh ...............that's perfectly okay then
Again please accept our apologies (we sincerely do not want to upset anybody)
Sincere apologies are due from us as I understand after last nights mercurial performance and drubbing of Sheffield Utd we will be condemned to abhorent world wide praise. It will come from journalists, radio, tv, the internet. No stone will be left unturned to award the accolades we will receive
I also apologise that it was not a Man Utd side that did this otherwise you would have been the recipients of this praise, although it has to be said had that been the case the praise would have indeed been justified
We did not want these kids, they just turned up at the Emirates with parental wishes that Arsene Wenger do the best by them he can. How dare they !
Unfortunately the coaching staff at Arsenal are reasonably knowledgeable and these wannabe superstars have applied their learning to such intense levels that they have ended up being quite good.......damn it
In realising how deeply upsetting thiis for members of Red Cafe I wish to make it clear Arsenal will be doing all they can in the future to make sure we turn out nobody younger than 42 and they will never be labelled as kids again
It is rumoured Arsenal will be making a press statement this morning that to the effect that last night's performance had in fact nothing to do with them (we have apparrently been sending them up for secret coaching at Man Utd)
Maybe thats why they played so well
Aaaaahh ...............that's perfectly okay then
Again please accept our apologies (we sincerely do not want to upset anybody)