The Book of Joseph-Désiré Job (Footballers in Books)

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1 In the land of North Yorkshire there lived a man whose name was Job. This man was wasteful and injury prone; he feared spiders and shunned a move to Sheffield United.
2 And there were born unto him seven sons and three daughters.
3 He served The Middle Borough which livestock included two sheepish protectors (Franck Quadroon, Danny Windmills), one camel (Sir Gareth Southerngate), two yoke of oxen (Geremiah, Saint George Boateng) and six donkeys (Noël Wheelan, Deane Windbottom, Michael Rickets, Malcolm Christian, Massivo Macaron and Szilard Behemoth) and a whole lot of other rubbish; so that this man was debately the greatest of strikers in the North East.
 
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The gentlemen pronounced him to be a fine figure of a man, the ladies declared he was much handsomer and proficient than Barry Hayles, and he was looked at with great admiration for about four and a half seasons,
 

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:lol: That's brilliant.

The standards set in this thread are already way too high.
 
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