Captain Rooney
The "I Told You So" Thread
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You will learn the difference between Will and Well.
Man United to concede in their next game
Carrick to be an England regular
Giggs to be knighted next year
Paul Scholes, Giggs, Neville and VDS to hang up their boots at the same time
Mourinho to be our next manager
Rooney to be top goalscorer next season
Ronaldo to be with us for the next 5 years.
Modric will break his leg next season attempting a dive by a brilliant tackle by Anderson.
The next manager after Ferguson will last no longer than 18 months. 
Anderson will start wearing 'cool' Edgar Davids style shades before doing so
Defoe will be looking to leave Tottenham or complaining about lack of playing time within the next 18 months
Wayne Rooney will become Manchester United captain following the retirement of Rio Ferdinand.
And go back to Portsmouth, drag them from the brink of relegation, only to move back to Tottenham 6 months later in a bizarre case of deja vu.
He would then continue this cycle for the rest of his career.
Ok Seriously now, I'll stick my neck out and say:
Anderson to score before the end of the season.
Anderson to score before the end of the season.
Nope, and I did think that through actually.
Thought it would be just a bit much to get either of the Cups, after already winning the Carling Cup, CWC and Premier League.
That would be hilarious
Fabregas will leave in the summer
Hiddink will become full time Chelsea coach
Hiddink will become full time Chelsea coach
It's not really unlikely... I'd say that a top 4 finish for them would be a surprise.
Chelsea to be sold before the end of the year.
Wenger will be starting his last season at Arsenal, next season.
Cardiff to play in the UEFA Cup in 10/11
Wenger will be starting his last season at Arsenal, next season.
Cardiff to play in the UEFA Cup in 10/11
gary neville to score a bicycle kick in the 93rd minute of the champions league final vs liverpool, then promptly gets sent off for getting completely naked and rugby tackling benitez
Ronaldo will stay at least five more years.
Rooney will score more than 25 goals (in all competitions) next season.
Hargreaves will be injured.
Adebayor will retire soon.
Rooney will score more than 25 goals (in all competitions) next season.
Hargreaves will be injured.
Adebayor will retire soon.
*Ashley Cole will play for Spurs during is career.
*Roy Keane will manage Celtic.
*Phil Neville will be a better manager than Gary.
*Man City will not achieve qualification to the champion's league within 5 years.
*Christiano Ronaldo will never play for Real Madrid
*Roy Keane will manage Celtic.
*Phil Neville will be a better manager than Gary.
*Man City will not achieve qualification to the champion's league within 5 years.
*Christiano Ronaldo will never play for Real Madrid
Wayne Rooney will break whatever record Beckham sets in terms of international caps.
Arsenal to go far in the Champions League, semis, possibly final.
Welbeck will make it, but only as a squad player and will eventually be sold after 3 or 4 years.
United will not win the FA Cup in the next 3 years.
Scholes will retire before Giggs.
Injury will force Neville to retire.
Welbeck will make it, but only as a squad player and will eventually be sold after 3 or 4 years.
United will not win the FA Cup in the next 3 years.
Scholes will retire before Giggs.
Injury will force Neville to retire.
Lampard to score 50 goals from deflections.
United will win the domestic treble of league, FA cup, league cup this season, but not the champions league.
- United won't win the league this season.
- If we DO win the league, Liverpool, Chelsea or Arsenal will win the Champions League.
- We'll never get Leo Messi
- Roberto Martínez (Swansea) will become a great manager
- Darren Ferguson is a future Premier League manager
- We won't win at Anfield for the next three years.
- After Ferguson, we won't win the league for at least five years.
- Espen Hoff wil win the Ballon d'or soon.
- Lampard will retire after eating his own left foot.
- If we DO win the league, Liverpool, Chelsea or Arsenal will win the Champions League.
- We'll never get Leo Messi
- Roberto Martínez (Swansea) will become a great manager
- Darren Ferguson is a future Premier League manager
- We won't win at Anfield for the next three years.
- After Ferguson, we won't win the league for at least five years.
- Espen Hoff wil win the Ballon d'or soon.
- Lampard will retire after eating his own left foot.
Manucho will be top scorer in the Championship with Stoke next season
Newcastle fans to still be campaigning for Shearer as manager 3 years after he's died
Newcastle fans to still be campaigning for Keegan as manager 3 years after he's died...Risen again, and then died again
None of Anderson, Ronaldo or Nani will be with us at the start of the 2010/2011 campaign
Rooney will become the clubs alltime top goalscorer
Both Scholes and Giggs will retire at the end of next season, the same time as Fergie
Goggs will become part of our management team
We'll win the League and Cup this season, but lose the CC final and go out of the CL to Inter
Rooney will become the clubs alltime top goalscorer
Both Scholes and Giggs will retire at the end of next season, the same time as Fergie
Goggs will become part of our management team
We'll win the League and Cup this season, but lose the CC final and go out of the CL to Inter
Nani will moonwalk after scoring, before the end of next season.
Silvestre will score an O.G for us this season
Rooney will score against Inter away, and slide across the turf, thus creating his shorts to bunch up, exposing himself on live TV.
Silvestre will score an O.G for us this season
Rooney will score against Inter away, and slide across the turf, thus creating his shorts to bunch up, exposing himself on live TV.
Are you drunk?
Most of the time
of all possible things, in the entire football universe for you to predict, you predict this
of all possible things, in the entire football universe for you to predict, you predict this
Its just...he does it so often, surely someone should tell him its not a good idea. Ronaldo to attempt a Nani-esque backflip before he leaves United.
What do you all think of this one?
Average of AROUND 19.4 a season
He's 23 atm, so say at a guess he's got 8-9 years with us. Assuming no long term injuries (although with his current average of 19.4 he does miss a fiar few games through injury)
avg x 9 would take him to 155, add the 89 would take him to 244....close to Charltons 249
This assumes he's with us that long, and that he doesn't get better/worse than his average. I think it's a strong possibility. especially if he peaks at about 25/27
He's on 89 at the moment
Average of AROUND 19.4 a season
He's 23 atm, so say at a guess he's got 8-9 years with us. Assuming no long term injuries (although with his current average of 19.4 he does miss a fiar few games through injury)
avg x 9 would take him to 155, add the 89 would take him to 244....close to Charltons 249
This assumes he's with us that long, and that he doesn't get better/worse than his average. I think it's a strong possibility. especially if he peaks at about 25/27
That seems very likely. I really think Rooney will be here for the rest of his career. Maybe one season he will be fit for the entire thing, but then maybe another season he will miss. So he will always play a similar number of games. But I think his goalscoring will improve...or at least I hope.
Mourinho will manage United.
United to reach the UCL final this year... and probably will lose. (hope not)
Vidic to be named player of the season.
United to reach the UCL final this year... and probably will lose. (hope not)
Vidic to be named player of the season.
Rooney's goalscoring prowess will never equal to that of Ruud van Nistelrooy
Jimmy Bullard to be outed as a Transexual by Roy Hodgson
Messi will be the next winner of the Ballon D'Or.
and then leave to Italy or Barcelona.
Tosic won't amount to much