DC1878
Full Member
Captain Rooney
You will learn the difference between Will and Well.Manchester United well struggle to find VDS' replacement, much like we did with Peter...ie, neither PIG nor Foster well make it
Real Madrid well hire Scolari in the hope of persuading Ronaldo to join Madrid
Goggs and Giggs well make the same amount of appearances next year
Benzema well leave Lyon and fail to hit the ground running at whatever club he goes to
This year's Champions League final well pit Man Utd against Barcelona
Man Utd well scored more then 1 goal in their next game, they well win 2-0
Anderson will start wearing 'cool' Edgar Davids style shades before doing soModric will break his leg next season attempting a dive by a brilliant tackle by Anderson.
And go back to Portsmouth, drag them from the brink of relegation, only to move back to Tottenham 6 months later in a bizarre case of deja vu.Defoe will be looking to leave Tottenham or complaining about lack of playing time within the next 18 months
Nope, and I did think that through actually.No Champions League or FA Cup then. Bollocks.
That would be hilariousAnderson will start wearing 'cool' Edgar Davids style shades before doing so
It's not really unlikely... I'd say that a top 4 finish for them would be a surprise.Arsenal will finish 5th
Newcastle fans to still be campaigning for Shearer as manager 3 years after he's died
Are you drunk?Newcastle fans to still be campaigning for Keegan as manager 3 years after he's died...Risen again, and then died again
This is a good one.Wayne Rooney will break whatever record Beckham sets in terms of international caps.
Most of the timeAre you drunk?
of all possible things, in the entire football universe for you to predict, you predict thisRooney will score against Inter away, and slide across the turf, thus creating his shorts to bunch up, exposing himself on live TV.
Its just...he does it so often, surely someone should tell him its not a good idea.of all possible things, in the entire football universe for you to predict, you predict this
He's on 89 at the momentRooney will become the clubs alltime top goalscorer
That seems very likely. I really think Rooney will be here for the rest of his career. Maybe one season he will be fit for the entire thing, but then maybe another season he will miss. So he will always play a similar number of games. But I think his goalscoring will improve...or at least I hope.What do you all think of this one?
He's on 89 at the moment
Average of AROUND 19.4 a season
He's 23 atm, so say at a guess he's got 8-9 years with us. Assuming no long term injuries (although with his current average of 19.4 he does miss a fiar few games through injury)
avg x 9 would take him to 155, add the 89 would take him to 244....close to Charltons 249
This assumes he's with us that long, and that he doesn't get better/worse than his average. I think it's a strong possibility. especially if he peaks at about 25/27
and then leave to Italy or Barcelona.Ronaldo will stay at least five more years.
Rooney will score more than 25 goals (in all competitions) next season.
Hargreaves will be injured.
Adebayor will retire soon.