UK General Election - 12th December 2019 | Con 365, Lab 203, LD 11, SNP 48, Other 23 - Tory Majority of 80

[RedSky]

If this is correct then I'll buy all of you toasters. I'm not even joking. feck it, it's Christmas!

Can I have a kenwood juicer?

 

[Drifter]

Relax lads

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How could put this up an say relax. I was before.

 

[Sweet Square]

Relax lads

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Its happening.

London aquarium’s gender-neutral penguin just predicted Jeremy Corbyn will win the election

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/12/...icted-london-aquarium-gender-neutral-penguin/

 

[lewwoo]

Gammon will decide this election unfortunately.

Love a bit of gammon. Half Italian but gammon at heart.

 

[Honest John]

What's the best coverage to watch tonight? Least bias.

MUTV

 

[HTG]

At what time will there be official exit polls?

 

[Fergies Gum]

People actually believe that poll

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Can I have a kenwood juicer?

feck! I couldn't remember what was the go to prize for the Caf and took a guess. Kenwood Juicers it is!

 

[DavelinaJolie]

*sinking feeling*

 

[Mr Pigeon]

People actually believe that poll

Yeah but think about how much Juicer money I'll save.

 

[esmufc07]

At what time will there be official exit polls?

10pm.

 

[Fergies Gum]

At what time will there be official exit polls?

At 10. Anything posted before that should be ignored.

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

ITV2 is showing 'The Nightmare before Christmas'

 

[Ubik]

At what time will there be official exit polls?

10pm UK time (just under 2 hours).

 

[Berbaclass]

Corbyn on Twitter

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[HTG]

10pm.

Thanks. So still enough time to set myself up for disappointment.

 

[Jippy]

Guessing she has tory contacts through working at sky.


Yeah I was thinking the same but maybe because she is reporting from overseas, its doesn't apply ?

Sounds ropey, I mean they could just have Laura K churning out her bs from a boat in the Channel if so.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Corbyn on Twitter

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His team have played a blinder this election. Personal favourite today;

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[Sweet Square]

Sounds ropey, I mean they could just have Laura K churning out her bs from a boat in the Channel if so.

Your probably right but it was the only reason I could come up with.

 

[Berbaclass]

His team have played a blinder this election. Personal favourite today;

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Mine

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[Boycott]

How long usually is it between the exit poll and results coming in? 2-3 hours?

 

[Berbaclass]

Relax lads

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Wait, what?

Alright everybody in...

Spoiler

 

[ClaytonBlackmoorLeftPeg]

Tory Snowflake - that’s an oxymoron isn't it!

 

[Rolandofgilead]

How long usually is it between the exit poll and results coming in? 2-3 hours?

More like 8-9 hours. The first constituency declares around the 11pm mark And then it’s a long slog

 

[DOTA]

How long usually is it between the exit poll and results coming in? 2-3 hours?

Sunderland/Newcastle could declare after about an hour but will be a good few hours before we have enough to be confident as to whether the exit poll is reliable.

 

[Zarlak]

This is the only time I enjoy being 8 hours behind you guys back home. I'll be able to go to bed at a normal time still and watch it all.

 

[Honest John]

His team have played a blinder this election. Personal favourite today;

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Blofeld

 

[Ubik]

His team have played a blinder this election. Personal favourite today;

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El Gato looks a bit like Hitler.

 

[Pexbo]

Tory Snowflake - that’s an oxymoron isn't it!

It’s not an oxymoron it’s a classic example of a redundant word.

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

How long usually is it between the exit poll and results coming in? 2-3 hours?

https://www.theguardian.com/politic...now-who-won-hour-by-hour-election-night-guide

11pm: Early results
The race between Sunderland and Newcastle to get out the first declaration nationally has been going on for years. Newcastle City Council believe they will get their first result at 11pm. Sunderland are playing it safer this year, estimating a time of up to 1.30am for some seats in the area because of potential wintery conditions, but in reality they have never returned a result that late for years. In 2017, Houghton and Sunderland South declared first. The national record is 10.43pm for the declaration for former seat Sunderland South, which was set in 2001.

 

[Redlambs]

People actually believe that poll

Every single time they do this to themselves!

 

[ClaytonBlackmoorLeftPeg]

He will be neutral....

He should probably run for Swiss PM next.

 

[esmufc07]

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[villain]

Because my post was serious. Jesus.

Obviously you weren’t serious, but calling a 16 yr old a bitch is still pathetic. My opinion.

 

[Kaos]

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The 'Make no mistake' bit just makes it perfect.

 

[lewwoo]

Party persuasions aside does anybody else enjoy sitting up all night and watching all the coverage?

 

[Fingeredmouse]

Tory Snowflake - that’s an oxymoron isn't it!

A moron certainly.

 

[Damien]

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Intentional as this morning #generalerection was trending and earlier #BackBorris was. They just want another trend.

 

[Rolandofgilead]

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What. Is. Happening?!

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

Party persuasions aside does anybody else enjoy sitting up all night and watching all the coverage?

yes