Tbf you bought an eighteen bedroom mansion with two helicopter landing pads, five hedge mazes and a secret medieval sex dungeon. Or at least that's what I assume you bought.
![LOL :lol: :lol:](/img/smilies/lol.gif)
It's also probably the size of your fecking garage. The second bedroom seriously isn't liveable as a bedroom if you are over the age of maybe 7, hence it's Zibby, our cat's room.
EDIT: The estate agent lied about the medieval sec dungeon. It's clearly Jacobean.