Luke Shaw I think
I was a bit confused on that one but couldn't see Mata so I'm going for him
United handsome XI 18/19!
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Yes I agree - I prefer tall guys so players like Mata don't do for me.I'm convinced more men fancy Mata than women do.
He has no sexual energy, good looking guy but he's a bit of a puppy.
Same with Blind.
Now Pogba?
Mata is a nice guy though I think he would make a good husband.
Mata would bring you tea in bed. Can’t be underestimated how important that is
Exactly, he's cute and definitely handsome but he's so vanilla, there's no mystery, darkness or intrigue about him.
My outright feckable 11?
Romero
Shaw
Pereira
Pogba x7
Or do you mean of any current team in the world?
He is 100% the guy your parents want you to bring home and marry.
He would probably say please or thank you in every sentence when meeting your friends and family, and find a quiet corner to avoid socialising.
There's nothing sexy about that.
That's your most handsome XI?Some proper gargoyles in there.
Valencia's skin is worse than his crossing.
His skin is still better than your teeth.That's your most handsome XI?
Valencia's skin is worse than his crossing.
The Mata thing was always bizarre. Short, frail, facially average and with the nice guy persona - literally nothing a woman would tend to find sexually attractive. He’s rich and intelligent but that is more husband type qualities rather than ‘sexy’.
Beta males of the world, you have your answer.Exactly, he's cute and definitely handsome but he's so vanilla, there's no mystery, darkness or intrigue about him.
My outright feckable 11?
Romero
Shaw
Pereira
Pogba x7
Or do you mean of any current team in the world?
He is 100% the guy your parents want you to bring home and marry.
He would probably say please or thank you in every sentence when meeting your friends and family, and find a quiet corner to avoid socialising.
There's nothing sexy about that.
Lindelof is the best looking player in the squad (no homo).
Pereira and Mata each get an honourable mention.
Pereira and Mata each get an honourable mention.
Edit : Beckham in Pro Evo Soccer
Beta males of the world, you have your answer.
Noooo not at all! This is just my preference. Lots of girls love beta guys, but I'm a alpha/beta blend, so I need a strong alpha
Damn
Edit : Beckham in Pro Evo Soccer
you can tell we are playing shit when threads like this appear
Romero
Lindelof Bailly Rojo
Mata Pereira Fred Pogba Martial
Lukaku Sanchez
Lindelof Bailly Rojo
Mata Pereira Fred Pogba Martial
Lukaku Sanchez
How dare you this thread is important to the caf
Yeah totally, I get you.Exactly, he's cute and definitely handsome but he's so vanilla, there's no mystery, darkness or intrigue about him.
My outright feckable 11?
Romero
Shaw
Pereira
Pogba x7
Or do you mean of any current team in the world?
Go on then, feckable 11 in World Football (and subs if you want)...
This will be interesting.
Nobody beats Karius. Just thinking about Kiev...
Pogba is the guy your parents have a heart attack when you introduce him, then 20 minutes into the dinner your father is openly discussing his desire to disinherit you and adopt him as his son
Good half.
We have no reason to take our foot off the gas,let's have a few more and make a statement. Would love Rom to get his hat trick.
We have no reason to take our foot off the gas,let's have a few more and make a statement. Would love Rom to get his hat trick.
This is incredible. How have I not seen it before? Where does it come from?Any handsome XI does not have Mata on the bench
Do you mean this?
Smalling's hair looked great today. I reckon if he grew a full beard (rather than that ridiculous bum fluff he's got now), he'd look pretty good.
I'll just leave this here...
PS: De Gea, Mata, Lee Grant, Valencia, Herrera. In that order.
PS: De Gea, Mata, Lee Grant, Valencia, Herrera. In that order.
You wan't more players and two more pictures of Lukaku? Is that what you're saying??
no one else gonna mention this?Smelling's new (I think) hair looked sweet
This is so Rawk during the peak dormant years of onfield play..
No love for McTominay?
Actually, the first edition was posted during United's Champions league winning era.
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/uniteds-07-08-handsome-xi.158229/
A different era indeed...
Going into a tangent, Lindelof's other half is probably the best looking other half of current United players, and if one was picking an all time 11 of the best looking other halves of players that played for United, she would surely be in it.
ffsI'll just leave this here...
PS: De Gea, Mata, Lee Grant, Valencia, Herrera. In that order.
Herrera looks about 12 years old in that female pic what is wrong with you guys
Perriera wins
Perriera wins
Considering it’s based off the picture of a 30yo man, I’d say your age radar is beyond broken. Buy a new one
Tbf Herrera himself looks like he’s about 14
Mike Smaldini is his proper name
I like itMike Smaldini is his proper name
No one likes a teacher's pet.
Not mentioned in the OP:
Ashley Young - Not that bad but has no real distinguishing features except for about 20% hunchbackness.
Marouane Fellaini - Could quite easily have played a romantic role in a Pier Paolo Pasolini movie, so far from ugly.
surprised anyone remembers what Darmian looks like.
Lukaku has to be in there. Word on the terraces is that he has a huge penis.