On this, it always feels as if the stream lags seconds before we concede. Clear giveaway.
Weird feelings of football
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I've had it numerous times where I've watched every single other game in the day and it's flaweless. Then I stick Utd on and it buffers at the worst times.
That being said my way of watching has been very good recently. No buffering at all.
Bournemouth lose every game but are somehow not in a relegation battle.
Bruno is the worst free kick taker I've ever seen. I don't know how commentators don't pick up on how useless he is. Like I don't understand how a professional footballer can not score so many of these shots. He must have scored about 3 in 4 or 5 years. How can the coaching staff not consider someone else? Anybody else?
I think Luke Shaw would be good.
Has he ever taken or scored free kicks before?
Garnacho should be stepping up to take one.
Come to think of it, I can't remember a single goal Bruno scored this season.
Kylian Mbappe has dramatically renewed his PSG contract about 3 times and yet he is always 6 months away from being a free agent.
Kylian Mbappe looks like a teenage mutant ninja turtle
Emil Forsberg is an up-and-coming Swedish star.
If a player makes a challenge that should have been a yellow card but doesn't get booked, within the next few minutes he will commit another dangerous challenge and get a yellow card.
This is very good.
We seriously need an upvote function. I can't be going through individually quoting relatable posts in this thread. I have nothing better to do but I don't want to.
Wolves are doing really well under Gary O'Neill and seem to win almost every match, yet are still somehow languishing in midtable
Gareth Barry and James Milner were the same person.
Fulham get 6 points for every game they win.
But this is a fact surely!
Rashford seems a lot slower than when he first burst onto the scene.
About 3 years ago, Everton and Aston Villa overnight decided to immediately swap places as a relegation candidate and a top 6 challenger
we've gone from a match every other day to one every other week.
Not a heavy loss but when it goes positive, we always seem to bring it back down.Throughout last season and this, every time United reach a neutral or positive goal difference, they immediately crap the bed and have a heavy loss to bring it back firmly into the negative.
What's our GD after the Villa game again?
Manchester United have never won a Saturday 3pm game
The "midtable team hasn't won at OT since the stone age" curse strikes again!
Every single London club does a variation of that shit "and it's sooooooopah [team name], soopah [team name] FC" chant.
Iwobi has only ever scored against Manchester United
There is no way there are any of these records still standing, commentators are just making them up on the spot to make us feel worse.
Any player who’s spoken about wanting to play with a smile on their face is an absolute chancer who never goes on to achieve anything.
Sky Sports New kept stating Fulham hadn’t won against us the previous 18 games.
United matches are forbidden to end in a draw.
Every game Luton play is at home
No matter how bad the injury, Liverpool always have their key players back for big games
I swear these records get brought up even when they've beaten us the last two times we faced each other.
Brentford win most games yet they are near the relegation zone.
All cheap punts, swaps, reclamation projects and cast offs do well in Italy.
The same type of signings flop hard in England.
The same type of signings flop hard in England.
Growing up they were both teams pushing for Europe in fairness.
Preston North End have always been in the Championship/second tier.
Never go up, never go down.
Never go up, never go down.
The team that loses the Championship playoff final gets relegated to League 1 the following year.
The team that wins the Championship Playoff final always has the best season in the Premier League amongst the promoted sides.
It's funny because it also feels like it used to be the complete opposite, right up until Derby's 11 point disaster season.
This season is complete deja vu, but also the worst in donkey's years.