Weird feelings of football

Solius

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If we're playing Live on Sky Sports the stream will break every 5 minutes even if it's not Sky Sports being streamed
I've had it numerous times where I've watched every single other game in the day and it's flaweless. Then I stick Utd on and it buffers at the worst times.

That being said my way of watching has been very good recently. No buffering at all.
 

Ole'sgunnarwin

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Bruno is the worst free kick taker I've ever seen. I don't know how commentators don't pick up on how useless he is. Like I don't understand how a professional footballer can not score so many of these shots. He must have scored about 3 in 4 or 5 years. How can the coaching staff not consider someone else? Anybody else?
 

next_number_seven

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Bruno is the worst free kick taker I've ever seen. I don't know how commentators don't pick up on how useless he is. Like I don't understand how a professional footballer can not score so many of these shots. He must have scored about 3 in 4 or 5 years. How can the coaching staff not consider someone else? Anybody else?
I think Luke Shaw would be good.
Has he ever taken or scored free kicks before?
 

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Kylian Mbappe has dramatically renewed his PSG contract about 3 times and yet he is always 6 months away from being a free agent.
 

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If a player makes a challenge that should have been a yellow card but doesn't get booked, within the next few minutes he will commit another dangerous challenge and get a yellow card.
 

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If a player makes a challenge that should have been a yellow card but doesn't get booked, within the next few minutes he will commit another dangerous challenge and get a yellow card.
This is very good.

We seriously need an upvote function. I can't be going through individually quoting relatable posts in this thread. I have nothing better to do but I don't want to.
 

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Wolves are doing really well under Gary O'Neill and seem to win almost every match, yet are still somehow languishing in midtable
 

DJ_21

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Rashford seems a lot slower than when he first burst onto the scene.
 

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About 3 years ago, Everton and Aston Villa overnight decided to immediately swap places as a relegation candidate and a top 6 challenger
 

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Throughout last season and this, every time United reach a neutral or positive goal difference, they immediately crap the bed and have a heavy loss to bring it back firmly into the negative.

What's our GD after the Villa game again? :nervous:
Not a heavy loss but when it goes positive, we always seem to bring it back down.
 

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The "midtable team hasn't won at OT since the stone age" curse strikes again!
 

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Every single London club does a variation of that shit "and it's sooooooopah [team name], soopah [team name] FC" chant.
 

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Any player who’s spoken about wanting to play with a smile on their face is an absolute chancer who never goes on to achieve anything.
 

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United matches are forbidden to end in a draw.
 

Big Ben Foster

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No matter how bad the injury, Liverpool always have their key players back for big games
 

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All cheap punts, swaps, reclamation projects and cast offs do well in Italy.

The same type of signings flop hard in England.
 

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The team that loses the Championship playoff final gets relegated to League 1 the following year.
 

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The team that loses the Championship playoff final gets relegated to League 1 the following year.
The team that wins the Championship Playoff final always has the best season in the Premier League amongst the promoted sides.
 

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The team that wins the Championship Playoff final always has the best season in the Premier League amongst the promoted sides.
It's funny because it also feels like it used to be the complete opposite, right up until Derby's 11 point disaster season.