That looks like a Pro Evolution Soccer Arsenal kit that's used to get around licensing laws.That's a good one. I'm actually struggling to picture it in my head. I had to look it up.
Apparently this is it:
That kit has never been worn by anyone.
Weird feelings of football
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
It clashes with their home kit so would also appear to be completely pointless.That's a good one. I'm actually struggling to picture it in my head. I had to look it up.
Apparently this is it:
That kit has never been worn by anyone.
Benteke ALWAYS misses penalties
Stoke City fall progressively further down the league the more football they actually try and play
Brighton are apparently in the premier league but haven't played anyone yet
Fabian Delph, James Milner and Ashley Young have a WhatsApp group called 'Left back and what to expect'
Brighton are apparently in the premier league but haven't played anyone yet
Fabian Delph, James Milner and Ashley Young have a WhatsApp group called 'Left back and what to expect'
The best/Star player always comes out last when the players enter the field before a game.
We used to smash teams when wearing Red-Black-Black.
That's so Sky can build 'the narrative' and have Tyler roar 'AND IT'S LIIIIIVE' across the face of the best player.
And then the camera follows that player until the handshakes begin.
David Wagner is not being linked with any jobs at bigger clubs when they come up.
Any player who scores during a match that goes to penalties, misses their penalty in the shootout.
And the inverse - any player who misses their penalty during normal time will score when it goes to penalties.
They keep having to wear their green third kit, probably for that reason.
No team has ever scored a goal from a short corner in the history of professional football.
Athletico Madrid's only transfer activity is buying and selling Center Forwards
If a player is taking a freekick and stands in place for 10+sec, the ball will go into row z.
The last time we scored from a corner was Nemanja Vidic circa 2009.
The best player on the team always misses an important penalty in a shootout. He's also regularly the team penalty taker during games but seemingly never misses.
Arsenal matches are longer than 90 mins as too much seems to happen in them(mentioned this in the match chat)
Arsenal matches are longer than 90 mins as too much seems to happen in them(mentioned this in the match chat)
Yes!
And if a player is taking a quick free kick and the team scores, the ref will always interrupt and ask to retake the free kick.
Referees can spot the slightest touch on the ball by a defender and correctly give a corner every time, but will routinely miss obvious fouls and shirt pulling.
All Argentinian footballers who play in Europe are either attacking midfielders, wingers, or forwards. Mascherano is the last defender to ever come out of Argentina.
Rojo says hi!
Leicester and Everton have lost every game this season but somehow are still in 8th and 9th.
Game set and match!
Michael Carrick towers by at least 5 inches over the rest of his teammates during the pre-game lineup/photo/music playing, and then shrinks down to normal size during the game.
United simultaneously produces the league’s most handsome and ugliest players.
Miss our game with them?
Very goodTeams used to nearly always get a 'bounce' with the appointment of a new manager but in the last few years it has become less common.
Does make you wonder, how long before Albrighton gets put there? It's clearly an English ex-Villa player thing.
Because local lad.
That's it ain't it, proper, proper local lad.
Didn't we score quite a few from them in the beginning of the season?
Sterling only scores in the first 5 or last 5 minutes of a game.
Every team in the Eredivisie play in red and white.
Yes! Other than center forward, they have had the same starting XI for the past 10 seasons!